We Were Probably Better Off As Apes

Armstrong & Getty On Demand

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Society & Culture, Daily News, News

4.8 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Hour 1 of A&G features...

NFL, Death by Lightning, Brown University shooter & Travis Kelce
Katie Green's Headlines!
C.O.W. Clips of the Week, the MN ICE shooting reaction & coverage
Mailbag!

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:02.3	Guaranteed Human.
0:15.4	Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio
0:18.8	at the George Washington Broadcast Center.
0:21.3	Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.
0:23.6	Armstrong and Getty.
0:25.1	And now here's Armstrong and Getty.
0:35.0	It's Friott.
0:37.0	Live from Studio C.
0:39.3	C, Signor.
0:40.5	A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty Communications compound.
0:45.0	And hey, y'all!
0:46.3	Today, we are under the tutelage of our general manager.
0:49.7	Conflict and chaos.
0:51.4	Oh, yay.
0:52.8	Oh, goodie.
0:53.7	Thanks for that. Oh, boy. Oh, goody. Thanks for that.
0:54.9	Oh, boy.
0:56.0	Unless...
0:56.5	It was open, they'd promote Jim from accounting.
1:01.0	For general manager instead of conflict.
1:03.0	Instead, they hired conflict and chaos.
	...

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