What is a model child?

I don't know.

Dossile?

People come up and they're like, is she a good baby?

You know, they ask, is that baby a good baby?

And I don't think I could ever say, like, yeah.

Apparently, when a baby is born in the system, a dollar amount is placed on them. If they make every appointment, every test,

every vaccine, then... Really? Yeah, and doctors get bonuses for meeting the quotas.

If they run the same loop that is a mile, the taller person is actually using more energy to run because there's more weight.

No.

You have fewer strides.

You're not running three miles.

It's science.

Strides don't matter.

Look it up.

Let's look it up.

You're listening to the really very crunchy podcast with your host, Emily.

And Jason.

Emily, this is everyone's yearly reminder that your tax return is just your money that's

given back to you because you paid the government too much.

So just to keep that in mind, for those of you out there thinking it was just

extra money, just free money, hey look, the government's paying me more money.

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