Did you know choosing the train over your car can cut your carbon footprint by up to two thirds?

So, one family outing at a time, one little adventurer at a time, one trip to the museum, one dinner in the city, one nap on the way home at a time.

One train journey at a time can help create a greener future.

So when will you take your next trip? Find out more at nationalrail.co.uk slash greener.

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Alright, hold on then.

Maybe you have to go get the prescriptions that I don't want to say.

I literally said hold on then and you started talking.

When I said hold on there, that's where you start the podcast.

This one's not sponsored.

Who cares? No one cares?

Who cares?

There.

Do you care, listener?

You were right now?

No, you don't care. Do you care, champ?

I mean, I'd like to get paid.

Do you care, champ?

I want you running.

There's still getting fucking paid. Who cares?

Let's get fucking paid.

We're getting paid no matter what.

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