Oh, that looks good.

Oh, that's good.

Oh, no, the hooks in his eye, no!

Stop, please.

Isn't he imprisoned custom text?

Hello everyone and welcome.

You want to do this one?

Dove me over.

Hello, Mario.

Alright, so the premise of this video is on Etsy.

There's a bunch of creative people that like to make them build and create and craft things and we're gonna force people

to use their talents for evil. They're selling a dog? Custom dog socks. Put your cute.

Custom dog. Jewelry and accessory. I'm getting a talking drink. Get me one. I start.

Stewie Griffin chain? Creature. Is that it? I think it's creator. What the fuck is this? Is that just a pick of his dad?

Can you just buy that? 200 of that one guy? Make sure it's creator. What the fuck is this? Is that just a pick of his dad? Can you just fire that? 200 of that one guy. Make sure it's the pick of the old man on the sticker. Grumpy black African rainforest. Can we please get a bunch of little fucking fellas? And, like, have him in a fruit bowl. Is that just fucking cucumber Joe, but Nick Cage? I'm getting this. Yeah, that's... That's fucking awesome. Oh, more cucumbers. Yeah, get one of each. Add a gift message. All right, what I went through? Yep, those are the sound of my bank. That's the 3D version. That's way better. I hate that so hard. I'm getting a large one. Pickle ricks out, cucumber Joe's gone. Pickleless K. You search pickle Nick?

Okay.

Nicholas K. way better. I hate that so hard. I'm getting a large one. Pickle ricks out. Cucumber Joe's gone.

Pickleless Cade.

You search Pickle Nick? Okay. Nicholas Cage Garden Gnome. What? Nicholas Cage? What? $500. Thanks, patrons. Can you buy that creature, though, first? You want flesh or yellow with lash? Ugh. Get both. Wait, these will better suit the fruit basket.

Also, I saw this.

Long live Clippy.

We've already spent thousands.

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