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Cold Ones

We WASTED $20,000 on Custom Etsy Junk

Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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What happens when you go all-in on quirky, custom Etsy items? We spent $20,000 on some of the most random, bizarre, and hilarious products you can imagine and it did not go as planned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey Harry.

0:00.7

Hello mate.

0:01.5

Got any tips for the football?

0:02.8

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0:04.9

They're giving new customers a terrific welcome offer. If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets. Oh, that's a steel of a deal. It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real. Neil? My name's not Neil. I know, bet it rhymes. Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at Betvictor.

0:23.4

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0:23.3

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0:30.0

Christmas is coming.

0:31.1

You're either hosting the crowds at home.

0:32.9

They'll be here any minutes.

0:34.3

Or driving to guest at the in-laws.

0:36.4

Streaming movies in the front room or cartoons in the backseat, prepping the party playlist, or making your way on maps. Rerouting again. So whether you're hosting or guesting, you need the UK's best mobile network and broadband technology. EE does more. UK's best network, route metrics data age 125, full fibre fibre is the UK's most reliable broadband technology, offcom's broadband terminology research March 223, verify at EEODocat EK slash claims. Package have arrived from other part of worlds. That's fucking huge. I remember one painting. Are you ready to pull it down for the big reveal? Wait, three, two, one, go. That is amazing. It is amazing actual painting it's not a print

1:14.7

it's not even a meme though it's just nothing cut towards max oh it's the f f f f fint this one comes

1:19.7

with a little painting of a bit of cheese you should take a bite of it no you're f***ed up oh that's salty. He's literally fishing. Look at this little teeth, br. Nah. It is salty. It tastes like salt water. Oh, dude, touching these little crisp hands. You can't like clip it in like an action figure. Ha ha ha ha ha. This one looks more wet than the others. She looks f***g nasty. Yeah, I still taste salt on my lip. What have we got now? He's, uh, hoovering. Oh, he's literally cleaning his little rat carpet. And the last one is... Oh! This one is drinking, and it has a balloon. And that one's Picasso. I think they're starting to... You just really wanted really wanted this. Ah, get it. Alright, now we're doing the Max and Chad ones. The grand opening of cold ones. What is that? It's from the video where we wore the coats. Oh, is it? He's even got some of the posters in the background from our fucking video. And it's got cucumber Joe. I can't we pick the fattest rat out too. Ha ha ha ha.

2:18.3

Darcy, can you put this one someone nice?

2:20.3

I really like this one. And the evil one. What's next? My brother? 3D printed sh- Do we have toothpaste? And you screw it on, like that. That's not a healthy animal. Pass with Shrek. Oh! Oh, yes, the rock.

2:31.6

Yeah!

2:34.3

For rectal use only.

2:36.1

Are these meant to be funny?

2:37.3

Poison.

2:38.1

Snob time. Cheese sticker. Nicholas Cage wooden spoon! Oh! It's has boola. He's a midget. Darcy, give us more packages, bro. Feed me. Okay, I like that. You're my national treasure. Mine's definitely not in the same set as yours.

2:52.6

What's yours say?

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