May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the brain again.

Trains now on Uber.

T's and C's apply. Check the Uber app. Womanizer? I'm pretty big big daddy. So, And of course, for anybody who's a fan of Real House Lives of Orange County,

the bad bitch quote of the week comes from none other than Kelly Dodd,

where she is describing all the things that she knows about Ernest Hemingway.

She, I just love Kelly so much.

I thank God for her being on this franchise because truly like without her what would we be doing?

I was listening to something and they brought up a gate point that there is no aspiration like you know how Bravo and

and you are trying to push the idea that like okay well let's backtrack a little bit. We both know, we all know, all three

of you guys that are listening, that the California Housewives just really haven't brought it in years.

However, Annie and Bravo tried to soften the blow of how boring

Beverly Hills is by saying that they're like an

aspirational they're like the aspirational franchise they're so wealthy they go

on the all these fabulous trips designer everything clips and dreats hair, the whole thing.

But with Orange County, there's really no aspiration.

Like, are any of you guys aspiring to live in a divorced ladies caseda?

Are any of you guys aspiring to be married to a man who looks like an inchworm who can't pass the bar to save his life?

Are any of you guys aspiring to...

Ugh, to anything of Tamara?

What about Tamra's life is aspirational to you guys?

She just made it to Cotto after all of these years of being on the Housewives

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