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Cadillac Jack - My Second Act

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Cadillac Jack - My Second Act

Hans Appen

News, Music, Music Commentary, Entertainment News

2.4530 Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2021

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

It's a wiley coyote day here on the Cadillac Jack: My Second Act podcast. 

First off, Ned Beatty has passed away. Where the Red Fern Grows, All the President's Men, Deliverance. They're all ways we'll remember the great Ned, and we take a moment to recognize them. Then Donna kicks uss off by playing Caddy his birthday Cameo. It was a bargain buy and… it shows. You'll hear the full seven seconds and exactly why Donna wants a refund. Blake Shelton built a chapel for Gwen Stefani. We repeat, Blake Shelton built a chapel. Meanwhile, Donna and Cadillac Jack are having problems with their fire alarm. One of these things is not like the other. Donna brings us back to earth with the thoughtful songwriting of Brothers Osborne. It's a few surreal moments in an episode of haywire. It doesn't take long before Caddy starts talking about his master propane and baiters. Needless to say, this show takes the 'E' flag pretty quickly. Before the end of the show the Jacks explain a bit about naming rights and the new tours from Alan Jackson and Eric Clapton. Donna takes us out on one noteworthy bit- Kim Jong Un is a mean guy.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know,

0:01.0

You know,

0:02.0

Thank you. It's Father's Day. We're going to celebrate with the mother of all cocktails.

0:23.6

First, fill a tall glass of It's Father's Day. We're going to celebrate with the mother of all cocktails.

0:39.3

First, fill a tall glass with ice, the way children fill our lives with so much joy.

0:44.3

Next, we'll one ounce of cranberry juice, sweet, just like their little smiles.

0:49.3

Then, pour three ounces of tonic, so bubbly, just like I feel every day I wake up after a long full night's sleep.

0:56.0

Now, add a dash of lemon juice.

0:58.8

Fresh if you have a few minutes to squeeze one or store-bought,

1:01.9

if the little ones have you running around a bit today, the little scamps.

1:05.1

Finally, one and a half ounces of Aviation American gin.

1:08.3

Mmm, now that is as refreshing as fatherhood.

1:12.3

Well, something I call the vasectomy for no fucking reason at all.

1:14.9

Happy Father's Day, everyone.

1:16.5

Ryan Reynolds has his own gin line.

1:19.0

That's from a commercial that's gone viral.

1:20.6

A drink that he came up with for Father's Day, which is Sunday, called the vasectomy.

1:25.3

Love that.

1:26.2

And it is his brand that is called, I should have it here,

1:31.4

Aviation American Gym.

1:33.3

Yeah, it's a huge partnership that he went into with him.

1:36.5

And he's got three, right?

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