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Pardon My Take

We've Lost Control Of The Ship Plus Dungeons and Dragons Continues With Timm Woods

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

We have lost control of our sons (Billy and Hank). The very bad week for Big Cat and PFT when it comes to online streams. (3:40-10:23) Baseball maybe? Probably not. (10:24-13:04) Hot Seat Cool Throne including COPS the show, sports, Billy Football still thinks Dan Bilzerian is sweet as fuck. (13:36-29:04) We continue our Dungeons and Dragons adventure with Timm Woods as we take on a dragon and have a HUGE plot twist at the end. (30:29-1:10:24)


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0:00.0

Hey, part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. And today's part of my take, it's Dungeons & Dragons time. Unbelievable plot twist at the end of our Dungeons & Dragons trilogy. Trinity. Journey. It's like a Star Wars trilogy. It's just never ends. It's a thing. It's like you do three episodes and you three more and then you three more We need more money. We're like we're like we're like the Rolling Stones. Just keep going out on tour It's our last reunion tour To classification to classification tour we have hot sequel thrown We've got some things cooking internally. Yep, sure do some things cooking. But we're brought to you by the cash app. Our part of my take is brought to you by the cash app. Not only is the easiest place to send money to your friends. It's the safest. We want everyone to go to cash apps, Twitch page, Twitch.tv slash cash apps, show them some love and follow their channel. Is there any chance that Billy football has done his homework and gone and gotten a cash app and gotten ready to go into their Twitch channel? Yeah, I think so. I keep going onto their Twitch channel but it keeps saying emojis only and I can't drop my cash app emojis. Emojis. Emojis? No. Okay, gratifying All right Oh, so I have to drop a moge to get money. Yes Only means such a billy thing to like do half of the work and be like I don't know I just got like I had a roadblock in block, I gave up. All right, so don't you shouldn't give up.

1:46.5

You should go to the twitch.tv slash cash app.

1:49.7

Cash app streams every week and gives out free money.

1:52.0

All you have to do is drop your cash tag in the chat

1:54.6

when we go live, so go check it out.

1:58.6

What?

1:59.4

Wait, so I can actually use this as like a bank account, right?

2:02.7

Yes, thank you, Billy! Billy! Wait, so-

2:05.4

Wait, so this is the cash app is incredible.

2:07.5

Billy, do you ever thought about investing? I signed up for this, right? And it gives me a routing and account number. So, if I hypothetically- Yes....paid one day. Oh! Oh! Guys, here we go! Here we go! Billy Billy Billy decided to come back right at the fucking startup pan down and be like hey guys remember that job

2:27.3

You were all for me three years ago. It's now a good time to cash in We go Billy Billy Billy decided to come back right at the fucking startup pandemic

2:26.0

I'm be like hey guys remember that job you were off from me three years ago. It's now a good time to cash in

2:29.8

Yeah, Billy you can't have it either

2:31.3

You're on your phone will make that happen. Yeah, don't think that we don't know Billy

2:36.1

What was going on when you're like hey guys? I've had to change a heart. I'm ready to come back

2:39.4

It's like yeah, dude the job market is the worst it's ever been since the great oh Cancel next fall oh you're back hey all those financial services companies and payroll companies are doing good since 60 million people are on Blument Jaggimages open you pay me All right, so go check out the cash app twitch.tv slash cash app all you have to drop a cash tag in the chat when they go live and Downloaded cash app bill Billy's finding out every single day that the cash app is the best app in the world. So do it, do it, snow Worked to be done No place to hang out or washing And then I can't live all under sun Oh no, we're gonna rock it down too He let straight car value And then we'll take it higher Oh we're gonna rock it down too use the Code bar so you get $10 for free also go to the twitch.tv slash cash app whenever they go live on twitch and If you leave a comment they might give you some free money today is Wednesday June 10th Sup guys how we doing back. I'm feeling good I feel fine. That's not funny Hank. I feel fine. Yeah, I You know what PFT I wanted to actually just talk to you. Okay, Liam. Can you turn off Hank and Billy's mic? Let's get on the psychiatrist.

4:26.1

Okay, so we both had a tough day. I think what happened here, this happened. Wait, what happened? Hey, shut up. The mic's off. Shut up, you're not part of this conversation. I think what's happened here, you know, when whenever you have a family, right? And there's that point in time when the 10, 12 year old kids turn into teenagers

4:47.6

and the dads start becoming the butt of every single joke. Like, I mean, we've roasted our dad. We've roasted our dads. Dad's just become the roast. It's a running roast show of your dad, every family. We are the dads now. We have become the dads. I'm getting roasted on Twitch. You're getting roasted by Hank and Ping Pong. Billy is just roasting me. Just mentally, we are the dads. I'm getting roasted on Twitch you're getting roasted by Hank and ping pong Billy is just roasting me just mentally we are the dads I think we need to ground them okay we can you're roasting yourself by losing your top you're talking okay your so that's that's a good option we could ground them we could put them on punishment or we could maybe turn Billy our youngest against Hank and turn Hank into a dad already we should put we should put we should put weed in Hank's Room and call the cops. He'll hate that scare him straight. Yeah, I don't do drugs Bill yes continue to roast Hank Take my grand players. Haste lazy. Haste lazy. The job is, we're gonna pay you.

5:49.0

Here's what we're gonna do every time every time Billy find something wrong that Hank does We're gonna give you a bonus Billy. Mm-hmm. You have a bounty on Hank's misstep. Um, so yeah, so to update where we at no sports Still we have dungeon and dragons coming up, which is fantastic the sports that do exist are me getting fucking Really it's only against Virginia Fucked by Virginia The moment was too big on Sunday night and today way too big for me I pissed down my leg I'm I'm back to being just I made all these strides and now I'm terrible at video games again and then

6:45.4

adding insult to injury to the 35 year olds of this podcast Pft blew a three one lead to Hank and Pinkbong so we're in a bad spot right it's not good It spends on his I got out to a three one lead which is nice I won three games against Hank that's awesome If it was the best of five series which it started out being then I'd be I'd be fine. I'd be home free It was tough. It tough to lose against my basically my son it's like when your son beats you in horse right the first time it's like you just got it you got to go inside and you got to take your air monarchs off and you just got to watch cops for five hours and the shitty thing is cops just got canceled so I can't even do that as a dad yeah cops just got canceled today. When hair mount heard the people talking about the show the TV show

7:06.2

And apparently they they heard all the defund the police and they decided to cancel cops

7:10.4

Literally the TV show film live on location

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