We Tried the DUMBEST Shark Tank Products

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

We picked up some of the most ridiculous, cringe-worthy gadgets that didn’t get a Shark’s stamp of approval… and tested them ourselves. From barely functional to hilariously absurd, we tortured these products so you don’t have to.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Think of a breakfast muffin with sausage and egg.
0:03.6	Yep, that's the one.
0:05.6	You can see it, can't you?
0:07.3	Deep in your mind.
0:09.1	Sausage, egg, cheese, muffin.
0:12.7	I don't even need to say its name, do I?
0:15.9	Breakfast, done properly.
0:18.6	Served until 11am.
0:21.1	Forgot your wallet?
0:22.4	No problem.
0:24.5	With Samsung wallet, everything you need is already on your phone.
0:28.5	Store your loyalty cards, earn rewards when you spend, and keep your travels smooth
0:32.6	with boarding passes and train tickets ready to go.
0:35.9	You can even tap in on public transport, no unlocking, no digging around.
0:40.7	And yes, your payment cards can live here too.
0:43.2	Safely stored and ready when you need them.
0:45.7	Travel Light, live smart.
0:47.4	Set up Samsung Wallet today. Hello, Coldman's, how are you?
1:03.0	I'm Andy de Water.
1:05.0	Please help me.
1:07.0	Hello, hey-you!
1:09.0	Today we are going to be testing out Shark Tank products.
	...

Transcript will be available on the free plan in 6 days. Upgrade to see the full transcript now.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Cold Ones, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Cold Ones and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.