We Tried the DUMBEST Celebrity Alcohol

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

We got hold of some of the most ridiculous celebrity-branded drinks on the market—and obviously, we drank them all. From cringe to chaos, tune in as Chad and Max rate these "famous" beverages for taste, toxicity, and sheer absurdity. Spoiler: star power doesn’t equal good flavor.

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0:30.0	Oh, oh.
0:31.7	Can we sue?
0:32.9	That's enough.
0:35.7	Hey, what's up?
0:37.2	Welcome back. Try again. Hey, what's up? Welcome back.
0:37.9	Alright.
0:38.7	I'll try again.
0:40.7	Hey, what's up? Welcome back. Today, we're playing iconic pub games, but with a cold one Swiss.
0:46.5	They're gonna be the drinking kettle cuttle cut.
0:50.8	Darcy, what have you prepared for us?
0:53.3	You guys can ditch the chairs.
0:55.0	But this is a cool table.
0:56.0	But you have to play pool on it.
0:57.0	How does guys play in wheelchairs then?
0:59.0	You can play in the chairs if you like.
1:01.0	Okay, we're playing in the chairs.
1:03.0	For the first round, you guys are going to play a game of nine ball.
1:06.0	There's a corresponding shot. The only shot glass that isn't full is the nine ball. Whoever sinks the nine ball gets to pick what shot the loser does.
1:14.6	Under each shot glass, there's a piece of paper that could affect you, the environment, or both of you,
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