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Cold Ones

We Tried EVERY YouTuber Product... Again

Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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**Episode Overview:** 0:00 - Intro 0:35 - The Rizzler: Arizona RizzlerBerry 1:46 - David Dobrik: Wavers Chips 3:05 - Oompaville: SOURBOYS 4:41 - Mr Beast: Beast Labs 9:40 - Ninja: NUTCASE 13:12 - Dude Perfect: Beans 14:15 - Cardi B: Whip Shots 16:00 - MoistCritikal: Cheeky Gamer Soap 18:42 - NIKO: Shades 20:53 - Vikstar: Circulr 22:30 - Logan Paul and KSI: Prime Shake 24:42 - Aphmau: MEEMEOWS 26:05 - Will Shelter: Forged Bottle Openers 27:19 - Tucker Carlson: Nicotine Pouches 28:50 - Hot Ones Instant Noodles 31:58 - Jonas Brothers: Popcorn 32:55 - Unnecessary Inventions: Chair Charger 34:07 - Adam Sullivan: Cunnies Creatine Gummies 35:50 - Jimi Jackson: Retro's Cordial 38:34 - Matty Matheson: Mac and cheese 41:03 - Simone Giertz: Everyday Habit Calendar 42:43 - Max the Meat Guy: Max Jerky 43:55 - Russ Eats: Russ Energy 45:30 - Ryan's Toy Reviews: Mystery Egg 48:45 - Adin Ross, MGK, Jake Paul, Faze Banks, etc: Breath Death 50:57 - Lionel Messi: MAS+ 51:24 - D'Amelio Family: Cotton Candy Popcorn 52:30 - Ms Rachel: Learning Wheel and Microphone 54:20 - Lionel Messi: MAS+ (part 2) 55:08 - Seth Rogan: Houseplant Incense 57:33 - Alex Cooper: Unwell 58:10 - Jake Laser: Web Shooter 1:00:08 - Final Changes #ColdOnes #youtuberproducts #tierlist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

America is hosting the World Cup. And let's be honest, it's not quite the same. The goalie has just been ejected and given away a PK that could send it to overtime. What's this guy on about? But one thing that's universally understood is free. Have a completely free-shot at cash prizes every day of the tournament. With Paddy Power's new free-to-play game, Cash Cup. 750K to be won across the tournament. Nobody does football than us Paddy Power win at the game receive a selection if the selection wins you win a share of the daily cash prize only one entry per round eligibility restrictions and further teas and Capplican.combellae dot-o I don't want to it's disgusting give me my did Mr. Beerswitz, man. I'm not a fucking child.

0:38.3

Hey, oh man, you got a little good, look, dude.

0:41.3

Oh, my stomach feels like everything's glued together.

0:44.3

It's a tearless looking. You're happy with it?

0:50.3

Hello everyone.

0:52.3

Welcome back.

0:53.3

Today we've got our hands on every YouTuber and celebrity product on the market. And we're running it back. We're gonna tier list them. Tier list 2.0. We got electricity, baby. All right, Darcy, what's the first product? We got the big Rizzlers, Arizona Ice Tea, Rizzle, Rizberry. Why is this so fucking big? Is that because his head so fat?

1:12.1

That's how they go.

1:13.1

I just feel like I got a small baby... Yes. I just want to make fun of him for being so fat, but it's like really mean because he's a child. He's like, yeah, he's like seven or something. What's in this shit, man? 130 calories for a can this bigger.

1:25.7

Oh, not 230 now.

1:27.2

Bro's making the products that made him fat to begin with.

1:30.2

He's a child, man. Sponsor of pieces of celery or something. Did you not see the footage of him crying when Druski called him fat? That might have been a dream you had or something. I don't know what that is. My point is, don't call a kid fat. He looks good for his age. That's That That's even worse, arguably better. You know, just drink your Rizzler-ass tea, man. Mmm. That on ice would go hard with a little bit of, like, tequila or something. Say less. Is he still, uh, Dawnstar? Don't know, don't know, cameo. I think cameos for cold ones videos.

2:15.2

I'll be honest, like, A tier. I'd say B because I fucking hate the clip art. Oh, well, that's right. We're going to bring package into it. Yeah, move it down to B. It's all right, man. And why don't they choose a cartoon variant of him? I'd rather see Rizzlin full glory. You want to see him like reaching through the can.

2:16.1

These look real... I know they are.

2:17.3

Next up is David Dobricksricks Waivers, which go for $9 AUD a bag. And he has 17.3 million subscribers on the YouTube. Wow, that means the product is good. I'm going straight for the spicy pickle. The packaging feels really primo, like thick. Yeah, it's a dough brick. So is the catch that they made out of pizza dough and not like chip, like potato? I think the catch is their pizza-flavored type shit. That is very flavorful. Alright, good. That tastes like a pizza, man. That's really good. I don't think it's as spicy at all. It is a little bit for me. You just got a high tolerance. I definitely got a pickle twang. Probably, these are good.

2:51.6

Darcy would be a good one to test if it's spicy or not. If Darcy can handle it, then it's not spicy. Shut the fuck up, man. There ain't no... It tickles the back of the throat a bit. Oh, fuck off. No, that's got something to it. These ones are lacking cheese flavor. It says extra cheese, but...

3:07.0

Because for it to be extra cheesy, there has to be some sort of control.

3:10.7

Would you say that be extra cheesy,

3:08.6

there has to be some sort of control. Would you say that was extra cheesy? That's just like a little cheesy. I don't think bro's even figured out what cheese tastes like to begin with before trying to add extra. These pickle ones are goaded. This is the weakest. The cheese one is the weakest. The cheesy one lacking, but it's still good.

3:24.4

I'm eight here for this.

3:25.3

David Dobrick beat the allegations, man.

3:26.9

Bro, he's a shame about that he poked that guy's eye out or whatever. Can you put them all up there so we don't just eat them the whole bid, please? Next up is Sour Boys by Umperville. So there's five packets that all are varying in levels of sourness from one to five. That's like a scale that they use. These go for $9 Australian per bag. And he's got 5.9 million subscribers. That means it's good. Is this like a sour dip that you like? The art's kind of cool. That's just like the most sour thing they make. I'm not a big sour guy. I never really have been. Okay, level two ain't nothing. Oh, they don't just come in gummies, they come in strips. That looks like it's got some crazy chemicals in it. That's a yellow I've never seen a candy pee. I probably shouldn't be eating the whole thing because I got so many packets to go through. That damn that's good. That's hard. I think that's burning calories eating it. It's so thick.

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