We Tried Cooking with WRONG Appliances

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Ever wondered what happens when you attempt to cook using appliances that were never meant for the kitchen? In this episode, we push the boundaries of culinary experimentation by preparing meals with unconventional tools. From toasters to hairdryers, no appliance is off-limits. Expect a blend of creativity, chaos, and questionable cuisine as we navigate this unorthodox cooking challenge.

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0:00.0	That is not cooked at all.
0:03.0	Extra flavor. I'm a little drunk.
0:07.0	But my beans are heating.
0:09.0	I didn't mean to do that.
0:10.0	Oh, you got salt.
0:12.0	Do you like shrimp? Do you like rice?
0:16.0	Come on down to Shrimp Rice Co.
0:18.0	The only restaurant in the Tri-State area where a shrimp will physically fry your rice.
0:22.6	That's right! We got shrimps in the kitchen cooking that shit.
0:26.6	We have shrimps frying the shrimp fried rice. We got shrimps in the rice and we got shrimps fry in the rice.
0:31.6	It's actually kind of fucked up the situation we got going on back there.
0:35.6	And it's super cheap because we got the shrimp frying that shit.
0:38.3	And they're not subject to labor laws.
0:40.3	We ain't got to pay them shit.
0:41.3	We have to pay them shrimp.
0:43.3	We got shrimp fried rice and we're paying the shrimp fried shrimp.
0:46.3	It's fucked up.
0:48.3	Look guys, I'm gonna be serious for a second.
0:50.3	We really need you guys to come down here.
0:52.3	We've got no one coming in. No customers.
0:55.0	No one wants to buy a fucking shrimp cooked by a shrimp. This shrimp don't know how to cook.
1:00.0	You really need to not eat here. It's terrible. But please buy the merch. It's the only thing keeping this business together.
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