We encountered a mythical creature in the forest... and took him Bigfoot hunting. In this episode, we recount the time we took actual movie star Jeff Goldblum on a quest to track Sasquatch in the California Redwoods. Put on a silly hat and join us as the gang practices their Bigfoot calls, Connor takes a huge whiff of Sasquatch Pheromones (and loses his sense of smell), Dana gets farted on by a cryptozoologist, Greg makes Jeff Goldblum charge a magick wand, and everyone gets the creeps listening to the "Sierra Sounds" - the best audio evidence of Bigfoot ever recorded. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/paramuseum Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspodcast.com Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf92nx Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nuekerk Instagram: https://instagram.com/nuekerk Website: https://gregorynewkirk.com Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird_dana Instagram: https://instagram.com/weird_dana Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/connorjrandall Instagram: https://instagram.com/connorjrandall Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowitch Show Notes: Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker: https://tinyurl.com/bddspp9y What it's Like Hunting Bigfoot with Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/4bh6kvzn Watch The World According to Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/52erbr4h Buy a Silly Cryptozoologist Hat:  https://amzn.to/3wl2TRC Greg’s Favorite Charity: https://malaika.org/ Bigfoot Pheromones: No longer in service! Boo!  What’s the Skookum Cast, You Ask? https://tinyurl.com/ycxc9txa Cliff Barackman on Tree Knocks (Slash Claps): https://tinyurl.com/dpnbdp78 ESPN Feature on Sasquatch Calling Competition: https://tinyurl.com/f9zanmrs Finding Bigfoot teaches Sasquatch Calling: https://tinyurl.com/yr5pfnkc Read Ron Morehead’s "Voices in the Wilderness": https://amzn.to/3D7Maox Ron Morehead’s Website: https://ronmorehead.com/ "Bigfoot Sounds Off!" 45-Inch Record: https://tinyurl.com/23ffbv9w Listen to "The Sierra Sounds": https://tinyurl.com/t92js3ua Morehead & Scott Nelson on Art Bell:  https://tinyurl.com/4uwx4943 Sierra Sounds Analyzed More Closely: https://tinyurl.com/mrpp5a6a Linguist on the Sierra Sounds: https://tinyurl.com/3s2yvkjf Patterson-Gimlin Film: https://tinyurl.com/3zepdpzj A Brief Overview of Sigils: https://tinyurl.com/yc4denvf Timestamps: 00:00 – Quit Farting on Us 02:15 – Object Intro: Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker 10:30 – We’re Not "Normal" Bigfoot Hunters 12:30 – Jeff Goldblum is an Ultraterrestrial 19:05 –  You’ll Skookum out Your Mouth Holes 26:00 – For Legal Reasons, This is NOT a Hazing 28:45 – If You Have a Bigfoot in Your Home, Turn the Volume Down Now 45:20 – Dana Offends Star Trek Fans 52:53 – Bigfart Approaches 59:44 – Not THAT Kind of Magic Wand Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices