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Someone into my lungs.

Oh my God.

I'm a pig!

Let's go bowling!

Should we start filming the intro at the end?

Yeah, let's do that. Let's just film it while we're blackout drunk at the end like we used to for the podcast. What's up, guys? Welcome back to cold ones today. TikTok drinking products. We're going to review them. So my buddy just a time, Nola made these cool little things called called the party. Did I link you this the other night?

Last night you sent a different TikTok of this thing and you're like, man, I want this. And I was like, Chad Express posts is pretty good these days. Let me see what I can do. And I fucking sorted it out, bro. So what you do is you take the top of your beer, screw it on top of this here. What? Screw it in. Fuck. Whoa.

While you sip, your little thing here drains into the beer.

Man, we are starting off strong.

Pretty self-explanatory. Watch this not work. Okay, it works. What the fuck's that skeleton on there? I don't know. Oye, can I just let this old just drain in or what? This shit sucks. Mine's spilling out. Why did the guy and the thing make it look so easy? Why is it so messy? Because typically with stuff like this, the bottle is meant to like go like halfway down so that it slowly seeps out as you drink. Like a pressure, when you suck stuff out it, it sucks it out of the bottle too. Look at this guy. Would he lie to you? Yeah, he's full of shit. Watching, I'm gonna put it on. It's all on properly.

So I'll have a mouthful, it'll all fall in.

You're just drinking the whole bottle. That's the problem. No, I didn't. It just all mixes in after that. Really good. Really good. It's hog shit. Oh, oh, sh-fongous.

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