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Cold Ones

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 β€’ 1.4K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 24 January 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Testing GARBAGE Tech with DankPods Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:04.6

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0:06.4

And for extra satisfaction, here's the T's and C's.

0:08.6

Let's rock.

0:09.8

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0:15.3

Oh, get Labbugs.

0:17.5

Within them four offers or rewards rewards Life bucks expire for the ultimate

0:24.6

Take time to think,

0:26.6

Yeah, but where I die for

0:28.6

Something unexpected has arrived in Happy Meal.

0:32.6

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Hello Kitty and friends

0:35.6

are teaming up for the Ultimate Collab. Joining your little ones on a fun-fueled adventure. Some fun, some food, it's all inside this happy meal. Until the 2nd of February from 11 AM includes one pre-selected book or toy whilst it's last. Hello everyone. Welcome to Cold Ones. I'm your host. Anything of you, chat? I'm your host, Max MoFo. These are our Twitter hats. They're right on screen. Follow us on Twitter. And on Instagram. Cold On's Instagram too. Cold ones, TikTok. And Twitter. Our guest today is an Australian audio and hi-fi guru, who has amassed over 1.3 million subscribers for his tongue-in-cheek reviews of the weirdest and wildest

1:11.9

junk technology known to man. Starting out as an iPod repair channel, he has since dedicated his

1:17.0

life to putting what he calls nuggets to the test. You know only him solely for his hands, but

1:23.4

appearing today in full body, the max mofo Pokemon of audio equipment, dank pods everyone. Woo! How ya gone boys? Good to see them. I'm finally done it. I'm here right now. Where's my third wall gone? Welcome! Hey come on, mate. Good to see you. Good to see you. I actually bought you guys gifts. Really? Yeah. Yeah. To say like say, like, thanks for like, you know, hooking me guys up. Hang, I gotta dig him out. You guys like Shrek, don't you? Yeah. Yeah, get a Shrek watching you. Okay, why? That's actually sick. Is that real? What is that mean? Like, is this an official thing? These are Macca's official Shrek watches. But they don't work.

2:01.4

That's so fucking sick.

2:02.6

Do we have this?

2:03.2

Yeah, like, check, to say, look, he looks down. When you're open it. You'll never run Ogre time again. You're working on that, the whole plane right over here. It doesn't fit my obese wrist. Damn, man. I'll wear two Shrecks. Really? Yeah, you have the double roly on, the double shrap roll.

2:18.0

Imagine being at a bust off and someone says, what's the time? And you whip out your hands out of your fucking hoodie and you have Shrek watch on. Yeah, but you've got to open it first. If you put it on your ankle, it'd be like a Shrek monitor. Yeah, I'm on for a while. Oghley violent.

2:35.3

This is actually cool.

2:36.9

I actually really like it.

2:42.3

Well, you go far back with Shrek.

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