We Tested Expired Military Rations

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2026

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Join us as we unbox another exciting Meal Ready-to-Eat (MRE) and delve into its features, flavors, and overall experience. In this episode, we explore various menu options, sample the contents, and discuss the functionality of each item. #ColdOnes #MRE #Unboxing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	At Betfair we know that nothing is certain in football, least of all when it comes to England.
0:07.0	Maybe it really is coming home this summer. Maybe it isn't. Maybe we can squeeze three number tens into our lineup.
0:15.0	Maybe we've only got one ten and he plays up front. Maybe 48 teams is just too many. Maybe some of them aren't as bad as you
0:23.6	think. Everyone's got an opinion. Back yours at Betfair. 18 plus gamblerware.org. Now, Claus,
0:31.0	the Holland and Barrett Wellness Day sales live. Hey, where are the...
0:35.2	Up to 55% off thousands of wellness faves. All right, it ends 16th of June. Right, got to go to Holland and Barrett. Okay class, let's wrap this up. Backy body for less. Shop now. Up to 55% of selected lines, exclusions and T's and C's apply. Sale runs 13th to the 16th of June. Can I have package now that I've explained that to them? Oh! Soar! Give me the bone sore!
0:55.2	Give me the bone sore.
0:56.9	Is that really what we're using over the packages?
0:59.9	Ah!
1:00.8	I think you got any bolanays in here?
1:02.3	God, d'I.
1:03.0	What the fuck?
1:03.7	This is so much shit.
1:05.2	Warfighter approved.
1:06.8	I don't think that's war food.
1:08.4	Why the fuck they name their shit this?
1:10.2	That's war food. Why the fuck they name their shit this? That's fuck up.
1:11.2	Listen, I'm eating Army Cracker.
1:13.4	That looks dehydrated as fuck.
1:15.3	Is that a salada?
1:16.2	That is made of dust.
1:19.8	That tastes like chalk.
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