We Tested DISCONTINUED TV Products

Cold Ones

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

We got our hands on some discontinued TV products that you probably haven’t seen in years! From strange gadgets to forgotten tech, we tested them all to see if they still work or if they should’ve stayed in the past.

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0:00.0	I'm the Fisiggy, bro.
0:03.0	He's gone stiff.
0:05.0	That's pretty good!
0:07.0	You gotta suck harder, man.
0:08.0	EO!
0:09.0	Ha ha ha ha ha!
0:10.0	Oh!
0:11.0	Action!
0:14.0	Alright, I'm ready.
0:19.0	That sounded awesome.
0:20.0	That was cool. Hello everyone, welcome back. As seen on TV products. They were once on TV. Now they're not. Discontinued. Well, at least some of them. And today Darcy has wrangled a bunch of them together for us to test. Darcy. Alrighty, the first as seen on TV product that is no longer seen on TV. Oh, you can tell that's an old ad. What, this guy? You're about to be mesmerized. It's here. It's wild. It's sweeping the nation. It's Spoo-Scii! I've seen this. On TV? Magic? Maybe. An illusion? You decide. It's just a fucking crystal ball.
0:56.0	Yeah.
0:57.0	From basic maneuvers to the advance, even control more than one Fushigi at a time.
1:01.0	You can do this.
1:02.0	Mystify, amazing, confuse your friends in just minutes.
1:05.0	And when you order, we'll send you a free DVD that will teach you everything you need to know.
1:10.0	And did you get the free DVD?
1:11.8	Oh, yeah.
1:12.6	You actually?
1:13.6	Yeah.
1:29.0	Here's your fashigi. You guys can start learning how to do it. I'll get the DVD. Yeah, this, I mean, this guy is like the main guy. In fact, there's not anyone on here besides him. He's on here like 700 times. Love us has no strings, no tricks, but you have to be doing tricks to make it look like anything.
1:29.1	I dropped my Fashigi.
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