Drinking.

People have doing it since the dawn of time.

In today's video, we're gone back to explore centuries and centuries of drinking culture.

We're checking out the most popular drinks for each millennia over the past gazillions of years.

Speaking of gazillions of years, they weren't wearing shrimp shirts gazillions of years ago,

so you better get changed.

Darcy, a gurg, what first drink, a gawk.

We begin before common error.

The drunken monkey theory is the theory that monkeys, birds and other animals before the beginning of time would eat rotten fruit that had fermented on the forest floor. All right. Well, let me take out my caveman retainer. What's that made out of? Rock. Alright, do you want to eat it like caveman? I think they would have used their hands. They're not going to eat it like fucking horses out of a trough. They would just pick it out like, like, they probably even make that sound, like Homer Simpson. I think they would have known the difference between dirt and berry. Why does it taste like alcohol? It's fermented. It's rotten and fermented. Really? Yeah, that's what, that's what happened. These are pretty good.

The dirt tastes like cake. Different taste back then. You could eat a leaf as a chaser.

Max, you can eat a leaf as a chaser. Oh, okay, I didn't think about that.

It's just so fucking just foul.

There is one holy tradition, which is the fermented banana.

That one unlucky loser will have to consume.

I would refuse. What is... is this a trivia question? Cavemen had to consume. I wouldn't refuse.

What is, is this a trivia question?

Cavemen had to be quite crafty with their hunting.

I think they just threw rocks at animals and shit.

They made bow and arrows out of wood and twine.

They intersect, and this is a historically accurate.

What era?

Bow and arrow.

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