We Stormed Area 51

Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2019

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

We found the aliens!!!!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Lucas and I'm Jacob.
0:07.0	Broke the four-hug podcast.
0:12.0	Uh, uh, it's Luke and Jake.
0:18.0	It's been one year, Hose.
0:21.0	Since the beginning of this podcast,
0:25.0	podcast, whatever you want to say.
0:27.0	Okay, so it started from the bottom.
0:30.0	Now we're at the top.
0:32.0	Started to get bitchy, but now we're getting sought after by all the big companies.
0:39.0	The one year mark and we're starting to do advertisement seat geek.
0:43.0	Ticketmaster drop box, audible, bark box, punch crop top.
0:49.0	We got an ad for whitening teeth, but we out teeth are still yellow.
0:54.0	Yeah, Lindsay Lohan, please listen to our podcast.
0:59.0	Freecreditscore.com.
1:02.0	Link below.
1:03.0	Geico, Geico, Geico, Geico.
1:06.0	Geico, the insurance company.
1:09.0	Geico, it makes me psycho and this podcast makes me want lipo.
1:13.0	And I'm gonna pay for it with the ad money, bitch.
1:17.0	Thanks for listening.
1:19.0	Because now you're funding my lipo sucks and surgery.
1:24.0	Dot, dot, blah, blah, blah.
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