We Smell Like Beef (with Ava Ryan)
Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai
Pineapple Street Studios and Audacy
4.8 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2018
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
The sink rat, fashun Crocs, and diving deep into babysitting. Why babysitting? Because we're doing this whole episode about children. We even have Ava Ryan of Vine/Facebook/Internet fame on the show for her first podcast interview! And don't worry parents, we bleeped out all the bad words in this episode. Still maybe not a great idea to listen with your kids though because... well... have you listened to this show before?
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| 0:00.0 | My childhood in a nutshell, well it all started in Northampton in the 80s. |
| 0:06.3 | I didn't even know I was in the closet but I did find George Michael in there. |
| 0:10.7 | My dad was the manager of the local football club, |
| 0:13.5 | but the only thing I was tackling was a good act of a Christie. |
| 0:16.7 | I don't know why I'm telling you about it. |
| 0:18.6 | They've only gone and turned it into a series. |
| 0:20.7 | So do yourself a favour and watch my awkward years in glorious technicala. |
| 0:25.3 | Changing ends, stream free on ITVX. |
| 0:28.0 | Comedy is back in the building. |
| 0:30.2 | Did you know choosing the train over your car |
| 0:32.9 | can cut your carbon footprint by up to two thirds. |
| 0:36.2 | So, one family outing at a time, |
| 0:39.3 | one little adventurer at a time, |
| 0:41.8 | one trip to the museum, one dinner in the city, |
| 0:45.0 | one nap on the way home at a time. |
| 0:48.6 | One train journey at a time can help create a greener future. |
| 0:53.4 | So when will you take your next trip? |
| 0:55.9 | Find out more at nationalrail.co.uk slash greener. |
| 1:00.1 | Welcome to unhappy hour, |
| 1:01.9 | the show where we b*** about all the things we love to hate every single week. |
| 1:05.8 | I'm your host, Matt Bellissi. |
| 1:12.4 | I'm here in the studio, as always, with my producer Barry Finkle. |
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