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Eating For Free

We Sealed Armie Hammer Inside His Haunted Cayman Islands Timeshare

Eating For Free

Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson

Society & Culture

4.8535 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Links:

 

  • Andy Cohen Clarifies His Comments on RHOSLC Star Jen Shah's Guilty Plea [E!]
  • 2 Men Injured After Catching Fire Following Explosion at Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Hamptons Store [People]
  • Armie Hammer Is Working as a Timeshare Salesman in the Caymans, After All (Variety)
  • James Franco to Star in Bille August's Post-WWII Drama 'Me, You'
  • Wendy Williams liked 'nothing' about end of her show: 'I'm ready to f–k' [New York Post]
  • The Erika Jayne Files: [Click] / [Click]
  • The Jen Shah Files [People]
  • Thread on Jen Shah's hearing: [Twitter]
  • Jen Shah Still Filming RHOSLC After Guilty Plea: 'It's a Very Big Part of Her Story,' Says Source [People]
  • How Jen Shah's RHOSLC Co-Stars Feel About Her Guilty Plea in Fraud Case [E!]
  • Andy Cohen Shares His Thoughts on RHOSLC Star Jen Shah's Guilty Plea [E!]

About:

Obsessive about the dark underworld of Instagram influencers, celebrity-induced conspiracy theories, and modern media shenanigans? You're in the right place!

Hosted by Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly investigative podcast reporting live from the absolute edge of the internet. We're a new wave of gossip sleuths at a time when our culture is increasingly chaotic and mass media lacks the talent or clarity to make sense of our shared capitalist nightmare!

You can also find us on our website, Twitter, and Instagram. Or buy our merch! Any personal, business, or general inquires can be sent to eatingforfreepodcast@gmail.com 

  • Joan Summers: Twitter: @laracroftbarbie
  • Matthew Lawson: Twitter: @_matthewlawson

Transcript

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0:00.0

But you've been too clever by half.

0:03.0

He says he's building me a swimming pool.

0:05.0

And when they dig up that backyard and find my bones, you'll go to prison.

0:09.0

There's not going to be a swimming pool, you stupid slut.

0:13.0

There won't even be a house.

0:15.0

He plans to tear the whole thing down and put up affordable housing.

0:21.6

He's gonna seal your tomb for good.

0:25.6

I don't believe you.

0:26.6

Well, it's true.

0:27.6

He told me so himself.

0:29.6

And while I would normally rejoice

0:34.6

at the thought of you spending eternity scrubbing out low flowed toilets in government subsidized housing, there is every chance that when these walls come down, I am going to lose my family forever, and I won't have that.

0:52.3

He lied to me.

0:55.9

Well, of course he lied to you.

1:00.2

Why are they always lie?

1:01.7

Come on, if you know the words, let's go.

1:04.2

What do I think of her?

1:05.0

Yes.

1:06.8

I don't think of her.

1:08.1

Bitch.

1:09.9

Glass a red wine and a swishah.

1:12.5

I think you get the bitcha.

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