Oh, whoa.

Hello.

Hey, God, you gotta give us a heads up before you do that next time.

Welcome to this very special episode of the safety third podcast.

Wait, is this? Oh, God, the new lights. You can see the new lights, but this episode doesn't have the new lights.

Oh, wait. Oh, God. Also, there's Nigel in here, but Nigel.

This is fucked up.

This is going to get really bad in a second. Why are you here? What are you here to sell us? I'm here to hang out. No, okay. There's only one reason somebody shows up to a show in person instead of the moment. I just flew out here, you know, just to, you know, these are good chairs.

I saw you guys sit in them.

I want to test them out.

We're doing a safety third live show in Norwalk, Connecticut. Kevin won't be there and Nigel might not be there. It's going to be me, Michael, and Alan Pan. Wait, why is Kevin not there? He has to go to a wedding.

I have to go to a wedding. Trust me. I would love to get out of it, but... We're filming a road trip show with Nigel right now, which I think we're going to keep talking about because this is like another thing that we recorded that John made us record. And so I'm trying to convince Nigel to come to Norwalk with me afterwards. It's a strong maybe. It's a Friday the 24th. So if you're in the area, and Warnockham will be at the NHRL building and safety third live. Tickets are like, it's cheap, what, 30 bucks or something? We'll see you there. This is it. I think this is a little bit of a bait and switch because Nigel's here to film a sauce plus show.

We're doing a road trip show with Alex Ernst and Nigel.

We're not, this episode of the podcast doesn't have Nigel live in it.

But it is Nigel virtual.

But now that Nigel's here, we thought we would tell you something very, very important about sauce plus, which has a slowly growing, but I think pretty impressive catalog of content.

And Nigel's about to do the opposite. You're adding something really, really bad to the content.

I mean, you haven't seen it yet, but yeah, it's pretty bad.

I've never heard you talk this negatively about one of your own videos, a new Nile Red video that's on Sauce Plus right now, but not on YouTube.

And the reason you're doing that is not because you want to help Sauce Plus, but because it's just, it's a really bad video. And no, no, I go. So you want them to like proof for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have to watch it and leave comments. You, I mean. If you leave like 100 positive comments on it, I think you can give Nigel of confidence.

Yeah, I just don't have the confidence to make it public yet. But yeah, I need to... I need to... People need to tell me the cringe parts. Mostly just that. I don't know if you want them to tell you that. They'll be from zero, zero to the end.

It's like the first video you've done that is you get to like live in our world.

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