I can't pose it alone my heart and sometimes I get stuck if you want my heart, I'll

squirm my heart, I'll buy out a fake baby just ask me

I'm Claire and I am Ashley and this is Celebrity Memor Book Club

it's good to be here at first I would like to trigger one everybody before you start the episode

this episode is not technically a memoir it is a documentary but if you watch them

self-produced documentary with subtitles then it is kind of like a memoir

yeah and I've already read the book Confessions of an Ares or whatever it's called

and I feel like this documentary very much helps supplement

because like Confessions of an Ares is very like tongue-in-cheek and like kind of like a memoir but like as a bit

and I feel like this was the balance it needed

also we like agreed to do the Paris-Silton memoir before we got it and found it

I was more of a scrap book zine and we arrived in the movie like oh this is a full-on picture book

yes so yes so we're gonna be referencing the documentary quite heavily in our Paris-Silton coverage

because we are nothing if not making up the rules as we go

on that note of making up the rules as we go

Ashley do you have any stories from this week what was the name of your memoir this week?

the name of my memoir this week was New Year New Me

I'm just kidding I'll kill myself was it really?

okay you had to make a bit of a different title

okay I've got one in my head

okay I would title my memoir baby steps

I like that I really feel like you if I could title your memoir

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