I got the best opener.

May I meet you, Sam? Oh, my God. I feel like I can rule the world. I know I could be what I want to. I put my all in it like no days off. On a road, let's travel. Never looking back. Did you see this? May I meet you thing? I did see the context, but I saw the quote. Bill Ackman said, this is how you meet women. May I meet you. Is that right?

Yeah, oh, dear. Did you see this? May I Meet You thing? I did see the context, but I saw the quote. Bill Ackman said, this is how you meet women.

May I meet you? Is that right? Yeah, oh, dude, we're doing a deep dive, by the way. This is not a casual reference. I'm going all, this is my first topic. Okay, so tell me about it. What happened? The Great Bill Ackman. We won't just call him Bill Ackman.

He's going to be called the great Bill Ackman.

He's not only has he proven to be a prolific billionaire investor. He's also just the best at Twitter

because he uses it all wrong. It's like, have you seen how Magic Johnson uses Twitter?

No.

All right. So Magic Johnson, the great basketball player does not know how to use Twitter.

So he just tweets the most obvious thing.

So it'll be like,

Lakers playing the Celtics tonight.

Whoever scores more points tonight's going to take it home.

And it's like,

what?

Yeah, that's how all games work. Whoever scores more points wins. Or he'll be like, they're losing now. If this stays this way, they'll lose the game. But he's not joking. He's been doing this for like seven years. And so Bill Ackman, if you don't know, originally famous for being controversial and prolific investor, right?

Yeah, he basically owns this company called Pershing Square Management. He's an activist investor.

So what he would do is he would buy stakes in companies that he either really believed in that he thought were undervalued.

But he's also an activist in that if he sees sort of corporate wrongdoing or he thinks a company has had some sort

of malfeasance, then he will come out and talk about it while taking a big short position against

it. And so he did that with Herbalife because he's like, this is an MLM and this is not right

the way that they do their MLM. And he got kind of burned on that one. But that's what he does.

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