Why won't you date me?

Why won't you date me?

Why won't you date me?

Please, tell me why.

Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?

A podcast or a mean Nicole buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though you could decide to meet up with me on a date and not show up.

And if you try again, I would answer.

My guess today is a writer and host of Thurst Aid Kid A Podcast about celebrity lust and sexual desire.

The show just wrapped their weekly run in September. It's Nicole Perkins!

Nicole, thank you so much for being here.

Thank you for inviting me and having me on. I'm really thrilled.

I'm very excited to get into it.

So before we have been started, you were like, I deleted dating apps. What is going on to tell me about it?

So obviously we're in the middle of a pandemic. I don't know if you realize that.

But at first I was like, okay, cool. I'm just going to reach out, use the dating apps. Maybe this would be the time when these men actually learn how to communicate and learn how to text and learn how to sex, which is very important to me.

But they still were just very lopsided in the conversation. It was still me asking stuff to the point where I felt like I was interviewing someone.

And I interviewed people a lot already. I don't want to interview my dates.

So that was a problem. And then even when I got on the app for kinky people, it was still then kind of just too aggressively boring still.

It was, you know, it was like, hi, which app is it FetLife field F-E-E-L-D?

Yeah. And you get on there and they're like, yeah, I think I can satisfy your needs and what you're looking for.

And then I'm like, okay, well, I like sexting. I want, you know, I like dirty talk.

And then they're just, they give me some like, Harley Quinn-ass shit because they think that that's what women want.

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