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Baddies, we have the first ever episode that is coming out with neither Tracy nor Jessica knowing it's happening.

For Tracy, that happens all the time.

For Jessica, that never happens.

Jessica texted me earlier this week and asked, Alan, we have an episode this week, right? And I realized the perfect

opportunity I had in front of me. So I took a picture from my appendectomy back in 2019,

where I was in the hospital and sent it to Jessica. And I said, no, long story, we'll talk

about it later, but no episode tomorrow. And then I came home, and I put together

today's episode for everybody, in which I put together the most embarrassing moments and the weirdest

moments we've ever had on this show, including all of Jessica's singing, except for Trey with

all the colors of the wind, because

I can't find it and I think Jessica destroyed it. We have the testicles episode, which was last

year's April Fool's Day joke, and then we have our Patreon name prank that we played on

Tracy just earlier this year. So baddies, enjoy this episode that Jessica knows nothing about and will be hearing along

for the first time, just like you are.

Testing testicles, testing, testicles, testing, testicles, la, la, la, la.

Oh, my God.

Okay, okay. Badi. La, la, la, la. Oh, my God. Okay, okay.

Badi roulette, this is the theme song.

Badi roulette, this is the theme song.

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