The Steakhouse Stack, with two layers of delicious beef, crispy onions and peppercorn sauce.

It's the kind of McDonald's you take photos off to put pride of place on the mantelpiece.

Sure, you'll need to make room, but you remember what your wedding day looked like.

The Steakhouse Stack. It's McDonald's, and then some.

Available to the 17th of June, served from 11 a.m.

Subjects availability, participating restaurants only.

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