We're storming the Capitol! It's a revolution! (clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2021

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Welp, they did it, the absolute mad lads

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0:00.0	It's funny that they're like, this is suspicious that the cops didn't just murder all their fellow right-wing Trump fanatics.
0:09.0	Something must be actually going on.
0:12.0	And no, it's not that, you know, their political alignment, their cultural alignment is uh, is actually pretty close to,
0:21.9	to the Trump supporters.
0:23.6	Uh,
0:23.8	no,
0:24.2	it's that they were actually playing 3D chess by giving us what we wanted.
0:29.0	Yep.
0:30.9	It was,
0:31.6	uh,
0:32.2	it's like one of the many parables where you got where you wanted,
0:34.8	but then you realize that you were actually,
0:37.0	you were actually happy the whole time.
0:39.2	It's a, it's a monkey's paw wish where you wish for your heart's desire and then everybody
0:45.0	sees what your heart's desire is and they laugh at you.
0:50.5	Yeah.
0:51.1	They like cringe.
0:52.5	They cringe because you wanted like a two-story trampoline or something. Yeah. Yeah. They like cringe. They cringe because you wanted like a two-story trampoline or something.
0:57.0	Yeah.
0:58.1	Damn, it was for this?
1:00.7	Wait, you know you're an adult.
1:02.6	You can just go buy bunk beds.
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