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Good Guys

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Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Mazel morons! Today, we’re diving into the wild world of politics, parenting, and party snacks. Ben floats his dream (or nightmare?) of running for New York mayor and debates with Josh about free food policies, centrist candidates, and why ribbon-cutting might be the most dangerous part of the job. We also rank the top five hors d'oeuvres of all time, debate small bites vs. big bites, share updates on Ruby and Shai, and hear some unbelievable listener stories- from influencer subway drama to accidental code-switching at a Jewish wedding. Plus, “What Are Ya Nuts?” takes us into doctor visits gone wrong and unsolicited baby head critiques.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.2	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.3	They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys. Mosomorans, welcome back to the
0:33.7	Good Guys podcast. I'm sitting here with a guy who's running as an independent
0:37.5	for the New York mayoral race. It's been softer. What am I campaigning on? Free food for everyone.
0:44.5	How does that sound? Single-handedly bringing back Eric Adams? I want to, I really, Josh,
0:51.4	it's important that we talk about this. Okay. I think that I should run for mayor in 2028.
0:57.9	Is it 2028 or 2029?
0:59.5	In 202029, what do you think about that?
1:02.2	Say more.
1:03.5	I think that you would be a fantastic mayor.
1:06.6	I think that I would be a fantastic mayor.
1:08.8	I think that us level-headed centrist folk would be fantastic mayors.
1:13.7	I think that we speak for everybody.
1:15.6	I think that we listen to everybody.
1:17.0	I think that we're empathetic.
1:19.0	And the truth is, I don't really want to be mayor,
1:21.7	but I feel like somebody like me or us should be mayor, and it's never one of us.
1:26.5	It's always some loony tune on either side
1:28.4	and i'm just looking for somebody closer to the middle thoughts okay i'm gonna i have a lot of
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