4.9 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 August 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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We’re tackling the big stuff this week- like whether eating a tuna sandwich on Zoom is a power move or a crime against humanity. We accidentally brainstorm how to save Quibi, debate the right way to sabotage your audition rival, and try to make sense of American Eagle’s viral “great jeans” ad. Plus: male birth control, cougar puberty, a wedding prank that could’ve ended in divorce, why Ben just bought 25 pounds of rice, and a SpeakPipe that starts with “my gay best friend asked me out?!” Mondays and Thursdays, folks- what are ya nuts?!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.4 | Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys. |
| 0:11.4 | A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys. |
| 0:18.2 | And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys. |
| 0:26.3 | They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good, good guys. Whoa. |
| 0:32.6 | Mazumorans, welcome back to the good guys podcast. I learned something very new about my co-host, Ben, last week. |
| 0:38.1 | What did you learn? You like to eat on a Zoom, huh? |
| 0:41.9 | Do I like to eat? Did I eat on Zoom? Oh, boy, did you? What was I eating? I don't know. |
| 0:48.4 | Lunch. No. No. Yes, Ben. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, whoa. On our Zoom. I thought you meant like when we were recording. Oh, yeah, by the way, if you're going to schedule a meeting with me during lunch hours, I'm going to be eating. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine to put it during lunch, but I'm not going to not have lunch just because I'm meeting with you. |
| 1:11.2 | If you want a 10 a.m. |
| 1:12.7 | slot, I won't be eating 11, 12. |
| 1:15.3 | But if you catch me between 1 and 3 and I'm hungry, sorry. |
| 1:19.5 | Wow. |
| 1:20.1 | Was it distracting? |
| 1:22.2 | It was a lot. |
| 1:26.9 | Honestly, I feel like it's a powerplay. |
| 1:28.6 | Like, fuck you. |
| 1:29.5 | Yeah, I'm going to eat. |
| 1:30.8 | What's it to you? |
| 1:32.4 | It's like, it's like the visual version of Sinai West. |
| 1:36.9 | You and your underwear. |
| 1:38.9 | I tried, I tried to go off camera to take bites. |
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