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Cadillac Jack - My Second Act

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Cadillac Jack - My Second Act

Hans Appen

News, Music, Music Commentary, Entertainment News

2.4530 Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

It's a hoppy episode here on the Cadillac Jack: My Second Act podcast. Donna and Caddy are stoked for Easter weekend, hopefully filled with golden eggs and cash. They intro the show with talks of old Easter Sundays and an update on Donna's bunny suit. They shift gears to cover the EF4 tornado that tragically hit Newnan, GA this weekend. One fatality is one too many and our hearts go out to the family of Barry Martin. The segment is also a nod to the change in reality many of us have experienced in the last few years. On that note, Donna moves to cover her trip down memory lane as she goes through Nana's home. There's just so much that you learn through community and reflection, that one lesson is to take your time. One bright spot of the move, though, is that we have original pictures of clogs. And costumes. And marriages.  

Then it's time to cover the show's designation as a semi-music podcast. Morgan Wallen has fallen to number three, ending his streak at the top of the charts. Lana Del Ray, "one of those moody songwriters that the kids love" took second. And our boy Justin Bieber is atop the throne. Nike is waving their arms in the air. They're begging you to understand that they have nothing to do with Lil Nas X's shoes. Caddy and Donna explain why. How hard is it to understand, Karen? Just don't buy the Nike's with the blood on them. 

To cap the show, you'll hear about why wind is a b****. Just ask the Suez Canal and the Ever Given drama. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Heading up to the north, nothing doing here too.

0:02.0

Breaks all the way up to the ports.

0:04.0

Now, yet, same to the south too.

0:05.0

Suez Golf looking pretty heavy, nowhere going anywhere. And this extends all the way out to the Red Sea. Red Sea, more like red breaklights for the, as far as the eye can see. Now, your alternates as we're zooming out here and look to the south around the Ethiopian coast, Djibouti, nothing doing there. We're going to have to go all the way around down south.

0:20.5

Now, your alternate Madagascar, you can go left or right, both lanes are open, all the way around Cape Horn. Now, this will take you ten days. It'll certainly save you the five or six. You'll be stuck there. Traffic report for the Suez Canal, which as we sit down to record this episode of my second act, I think it's safe to say that the vessel, the ever given,

0:38.7

the evergreen will have been completely moved and all will be well. That wins a bitch,

0:44.7

isn't it? Knocks down the president three times boarding Air Force one and then runs one of the largest

0:49.3

cargo ships in the world into the banks of the Suez Canal, you think?

0:55.2

Authorities say something different now.

0:57.7

We'll talk about it.

0:58.6

Coming up.

1:03.6

My name is Cadillac Jack.

1:05.2

I joined Atlanta Radio and I was 19 years old, put in a very, very, very loyal 26 years.

1:27.6

Welcome to my second act. I love that. That was dramatic. My name's Don and I'm Caddy's wife. Easter is the Sunday. And I was thinking about all the different, because we have three kids. We have a 21 year old, a 17 year old, and a 15 year old. And I was thinking about all the different Easter egg hunts we've done. Like we've done Easter egg hunts in the yard.

1:31.8

We've done Easter egg hunts at the Mountain House. We've done them at country clubs. We've done them in other people's houses. We've done them everywhere. And the funniest Easter egg hunt that I

1:37.9

could remember was we didn't have the girls. Will was little. Will's our 21 year old now. And I think

1:43.2

he was probably four years

1:44.7

old. And we drove by this church near our house. And the sign that drew us in was Easter egg hunt this

1:53.6

weekend. The Easter bunny is coming in on a helicopter. A helicopter. Or as Will at the time would say,

2:00.6

a heli doctor. Yeah, a heli doctor.

2:01.5

Yeah, a heli doctor. And he was obsessed with heli doctors. And so we were like, you know what, this is pretty cool. Like, if the Easterer buddy is going to come in in a helicopter, this is going to be a big Easter egg hunt. And I remember my mom went with us. And so we took Will and we're all sitting out there. and I mean there's tons of kids

2:17.7

and it's a, you know, one of those huge

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