'We're on the road!'

LuAnna: The Podcast

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Comedy, News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.8 • 10.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.

On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: We're LIVE from the M4! The Luanna birthday roadtrip is underway and we've all had a very busy day. From Fingringhoe to Chelsea Training Ground, Colchester Zoo to Bath, we've been all over the place and the team are along for the ride, with plenty of chaos, farts, and backseat driving to boot.

Plus, a dead dog, a ChatGPT dilemma, a story about a mooncup and a spoon and all your usual Luanna guff.

Look forward to FIVE days of episodes this week, all full of road trip shenanigans, farts and Luanna love. And don't forget to check all of the content out on Youtube!

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0:00.0	Let's greet the day by placing a piece of gum in your mouth. Now chew. You're standing in a vast desert. The air is minty.
0:09.0	Chew. In the distance, the day arrives.
0:13.0	Chew. You say, hello day, we meet again.
0:17.0	Chew, you shake hands. Chew, the day has a strong grip.
0:22.6	Chew, but yours is stronger.
0:26.6	Extra gum. Chew gourd.
0:29.6	With that mix gold,
0:32.6	then earns points on obscure vintage football shirts.
0:35.6	And cheesy chips before the match.
0:40.2	And on tickets to the game.
0:42.6	And you can put those points towards the cab home when they lose four nil.
0:47.6	And that's because Amex gold lets you earn points on what you love and what you don't
0:51.5	to spend on things you like.
0:53.4	Representative 86.8% APR variable.
0:56.1	Annual fee applies after the first year.
0:57.8	Terms apply, 18 plus, subject to approval.
1:02.2	This is a global player original podcast.
1:06.0	Be warned, it's Luana.
1:07.7	And this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions,
1:10.2	rants, and general explicit content.
1:12.6	But you know you love it.
1:14.1	Hello.
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