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at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now, here's Armstrong and Getty.

We got to redo that liner because we changed the name. We're no longer the Armstrong. You get a show, we're the Department of War. I think everything should be called the Department of War. I'm all for that. It's everything. You got to pay your energy bill? Where do you pay your water bill? The Department of War. Everything's in the Department Readiness. It's about readiness. It's about we see you coming. That's what it is.

Live from Studio C.

Say, signior.

A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Getty communications compound.

And hey y'all today, Friday, headed into the weekend.

We're under the, we're under tudelage of our general manager.

Two options.

And you, Jack, will decide which of these is our general manager.

But choose carefully.

What was it the other day?

There was a really good one earlier this week.

I don't remember.

I don't know.

Here are your two choices.

This is the Sophie's choice, man.

Oh, boy.

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