We're not on a cruise ship, nor do we wish to be - #2926
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Cruise ships are interesting. They're floating cities. They've got plumbing and electricity, they're fully stocked with food, and you can live on them for some time. But not forever. At some point, they have to dock. And if you want to know what happens when they don't dock, they have documentaries about that sort of thing. To summarize, be thankful for your municipal hookups.
On the show:
Tom
Kathryn
Andy
Costaki Economopoulos
Bob Sansevere
Topics:
Cruise ships
Comedy
Various happenings in Minnesota
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard show. What do you mean? Oh, I just saw it. |
| 0:09.9 | Saw what? |
| 0:10.4 | What are you talking about? |
| 0:13.2 | I just saw the comments. |
| 0:17.0 | Yep. |
| 0:17.8 | So you had to interrupt me because you saw the comments. |
| 0:21.2 | Yes. |
| 0:22.2 | I just mentioned, let's not interrupt each other. |
| 0:24.8 | The first thing she does is interrupt. |
| 0:26.5 | That was the note. |
| 0:28.6 | That was the note. |
| 0:29.6 | That was Kostaki. |
| 0:31.2 | It was only Kostaki. |
| 0:32.7 | That's exactly right. |
| 0:33.9 | In any case, welcome to Tom Bernard show with |
| 0:35.7 | Hello, Catherine Brand. |
| 0:37.4 | Andy Bramard. And special guest, Kostaki, Economopouls. She will not be here today, but Kristen Burt, entertainment news brought you by North American Banking Company. Go to nabanko.com and learn more. Remember FDIC equal housing lender. So, yeah, she will not be with us today because she's a busy bee. She looks so sad right now. What is, why is, she looks kind of depressed about something? I don't think she does, does she? Don't you really? No. I don't know. I've known her for a long time, but she's, I think the world to her. She's just a wonderful person. Yeah, I went over to Target for the podcast today, and I have the worst luck. |
| 1:14.1 | Why? |
| 1:14.9 | Well, last time I was there, the person checking people out was so high. |
| 1:21.4 | He could barely function. |
| 1:23.5 | And then today, the woman was crying. |
| 1:27.7 | Oh, crying. |
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