Previously on the Tony Corn Hazard show

Giant packages of socks so I have six for me and six for my son and he will not take them and now

Tell the story this is gonna make me look bad, but you've been you've been hoisting those socks again

These are unused still in the package. They're in the package. I'm holding them up. They're gold so zip tie on them

They are in between what I would call a mid cap and a tube socks

Yeah, not really the aesthetic. I'm going for right now, but you've left them on the dining uncle Benny's table

They've been upstairs and they're finding them everywhere

This is general George Washington and you're listening to the Tony Corn Hazard show

In fact the socks are back in Michael's room

I put them there in the hopes that Michael would take them with him today

Michael is there any chance you would take those your chance, but just waiting for the bootster to fit into them

He could wear them as pets six

Six pairs of socks weird uncle Benny's table and I have a lot of socks

Emails and I'm just going to read a couple of them one from Tom Shrek in anti-Auth Tennessee

Dear mr. Tony if Michael doesn't want the socks. I will gladly wear them

Thank you sincerely Tom Shrek again unused socks and from Oliver Goldman

I was listening this morning and I finally had my DA moment

The company I work for owns gold toe

Among other brands and is a licensing partner with Nike and under armor

If you send me an address, I'll send the crew a box of age silhouette appropriate socks

I'll even be happy to throw in some new gold toe socks for old man Tony

No need to read the email on the air, but I will all I ask is a quick early birthday shout out to my father Dr. Jan Goldman

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