Is she available?

Dating fast.

Yes, I'm just thinking long term.

It is not good for a man to construct a tower without calculating the cost.

You know what I'm saying? All right, welcome to The Crunch.

Episode 98. It is your boy Ethan.

And I'm Patrick. And what are we talking about this week?

Let's jump right into it. Skip all that other stuff.

We just wasted 30 minutes talking about the Catholic card game. I mean, we can talk about that again. Well, because

we're in the game. We're in a game that got made. We're in a game that got made. We're in a game

that was designed, produced, shipped, bought, and then used. Yeah. We're in a game. We're in it. That's us. We're in a game that was designed, produced, shipped, bought, and then used. Yeah. We're in a game. That's like, we're in it. I heard that on catching foxes and I was like, oh, that's so cute. They think they've insulted us. We're in reality. We're in a game. They've leveled us up. What's like, Oh my gosh.

This is,

this is real life. This is what I'm thinking. I was thinking of this. I was pouring myself, actually a bowl of cereal. It was very on brand. But I was thinking myself, I was saying, man, I love doing a podcast because it means I get cool stuff like that happened to me. You know? Like I got to fly to Steubenville and do a live episode for people that laughed at us.

Yeah. stuff like that happened to me you know like i got to fly to stubenville and do a live episode for

people that laughed at us yeah i get to be in a card game i and everyone's like who do you're going to do

an episode of your pocket oh oh you're going to make fun of me that's fine i'm happy doing this i'm having

fun you go ahead and you watch another video of of of of of skateboarders

getting owned by moms on youtube and you you tell me how what you're getting out of that because i

guarantee you nobody's going to making a card saying oh rebecca watched another skate videos

compilation today there's no card game you do's something that I do. Again, just my

insecurities coming out on the podcast. No one makes a card that says Patrick ate another bowl of

ice cream. No, no, no. They make the card that says being forced to listen to the crunch against

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