“WE’RE HAVING TROUBLE IN THE BEDROOM”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2025
⏱️ 86 minutes
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A caller is frustrated with her boyfriend’s sexual performance, a caller’s mom goes missing after cheating on his dad, a caller gives me an analogy that I will think about forever, and a final caller is plagued by mice.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:04.2 | I'm Jonathan Goldstein, and on the new season of heavyweight... |
| 0:08.0 | And so I pointed the gun at him and said this isn't a joke. |
| 0:12.6 | A man who robbed a bank when he was 14 years old. |
| 0:16.0 | And a centenarian rediscovers a love lost 80 years ago. |
| 0:20.5 | How can a 101-year-old woman fall in love again? |
| 0:27.6 | Listen to heavyweight on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:34.8 | All from Lizard. |
| 0:37.1 | Hello? Hello? How's. Hello? Hello. |
| 0:38.3 | How's it gone? |
| 0:40.3 | Good. You know, I mean, you know, I mean, it's all right. |
| 0:44.3 | What did you say your name was, if you said a name? |
| 0:48.3 | You can just call me Lizard. |
| 0:50.3 | Lizard. |
| 0:52.3 | What brings you on the phone lines today, Lizard? |
| 0:58.4 | I've got like two things. |
| 1:00.2 | So like it kind of depends for sure. |
| 1:03.5 | Like I'm trying to figure out some vibe, but also what I really want to talk about. |
| 1:13.6 | Just get, honestly, I'd rather use tell me what you really want to talk about. So just get honestly, I'd rather use tell me what you really want to talk about. Okay, okay, cool. Um, so I have a boyfriend. And it is, it is, it's, I've been with him |
| 1:27.1 | a while now. I've been with him a while now. |
| 1:28.0 | I've been with him a while now. |
| 1:29.2 | And I don't, there's, you know, there's certain things within a relationship that I feel like, |
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