We're Gonna Pave The Ocean

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4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

- The crew revolutionizes the American medical industry - Best movie soundtracks of the '90s, debated - Found a haunted website - Out on a limb with what may end up being our most poorly timed segment in show history: Spencer explains his knowledge of Kate Middleton's whereabouts - Jason launches a new Scottish conquest - Which message board community would you deploy to find a missing princess? - If you thought the story about the Italian mafia conspiring to fix Vanderbilt football games couldn't get dumber, Jason Aldean is tangentially involved - Helpfully reimagining the works of Homer and Virgil for a modern audience - Once again, the Fullcast forms a band, but for real this time - Breaking hair news - How ancient whale facts blog Moby Dick sleep-trained an entire gender - Find out how our entire show gained legal immunity in the Commonwealth of Kentucky - This week's theme performed by Surber - See more of Jason's work on Vacation Bible School, Shutdown Fullbooks, and more at jasonkirk.fyi - Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at channel-6.ghost.io, if you dare - Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing podcasts, We're Not All Like This and Buried Treasure - Purchase only the finest show merch at sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:38.9	It's not important why I ended up in Grateful Dead Reddit. Sure.
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0:47.0	Sounds like a good reading.
0:48.0	To be clear, is that the start of the reading or is it your preface?
0:52.0	No, I'm sorry, this is my preface.
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0:58.0	Yes.
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1:08.0	I have not followed up to see if anything happened to this. I don't want to know. Again, I just want to live in the universe that this man
1:14.4	man is created that this man has created for himself.
1:15.8	And it's a user asking for advice.
1:21.3	I'm meeting up with a deadhead woman I met online and I told her I was Jeff
1:26.8	Kementi's piano teacher. Surper is that a grateful dead person? Okay it is. I don't know anything about the piano, unfortunately. Now here
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