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🗓️ 6 March 2024
⏱️ 74 minutes
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0:00.0 | The ducks were quacking. |
0:03.2 | All was well as Derek Jones stubbed out his lunchtime cigarette on the ground and put his rubbish in the bin. |
0:09.4 | On his way back to work he suddenly felt terribly guilty but why what had he done he was |
0:15.4 | racking his brains and then he saw it a duck pointing angrily at his |
0:21.2 | discarded cigarette butt. |
0:22.8 | You don't think you're a litterer, but cigarette but are rubbish. |
0:26.8 | If you smoke, bin your butts, keep Britain tidy. |
0:30.0 | You're right, mate? |
0:31.0 | Oh no, my boiler's knac's. Do you know any plumbers? |
0:33.0 | Yeah, I do, yeah. |
0:34.0 | You know Danny? |
0:35.0 | Well, he lives next naught to this woman who's engaged to this lady who went to school with a |
0:38.0 | bloke called Gary. |
0:39.2 | All right, is he a plumber? |
0:40.6 | No, he's not, no. |
0:41.4 | But he knows a bloke who walks a dog with this woman. |
0:43.4 | Debbie I think she's called, well she gets her air cut with sand. |
0:45.8 | Don't worry, you already know somebody who fixes boilers, British gas, and you don't even have to be |
0:50.6 | one of our customers. Our engineers are local and their work is |
0:53.8 | guaranteed for 12 months. Such British Gas spoiler repairs. |
0:57.0 | So he's he a plumber? |
0:58.4 | Technically not, but he's got a van. |
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