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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2018

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show they discuss getting lessened, a handsome rapist, and morons promoted with billboards. Comic of the Week: Pam Walt @houseofpamcakes Buy Laurie's new book Dead People Suck! http://amzn.to/2yNYF4Y Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.8	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.9	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:12.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:15.2	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:18.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show this Jackie and Laurie show
0:22.0	The Jackie and Laurie show.
0:25.1	I can't take this shit anymore.
0:27.6	Well, there's
0:28.1	Which particular shit?
0:31.2	Your life is...
0:32.3	My living situation.
0:33.4	Oh, your living situation.
0:34.7	I'm with my son.
0:36.3	Yeah.
0:36.7	I said to him, like, at 5 to 9, I said, all right, I'm going to wrap up in five minutes because he's playing Roblox and I'm watching This is Us.
0:43.9	Okay.
0:44.6	And then I'm going to go.
0:46.5	And my mom, I can hear her limping from like 20 feet away.
0:50.3	She's got a cane.
0:51.4	She's dragging herself to us to tell me, um, you need to leave in two
0:56.8	minutes. I'm like, bitch, you do not tell me my schedule. Yeah. This, I'm going to a podcast. Why are you
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