We’re Going to Need A Bigger Urn (with The Grade Cricketer) | The History of The Ashes (Part 2/2)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Aussie podcast giants The Grade Cricketer join us to unpack the history of sport’s greatest rivalry- the Ashes, or as it’s also known: England vs a Criminal England XI Tickets available for The Grade Cricketer live UK shows; https://www.gradecricketer.com/live-shows The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Finn versus History. I'm here with the race show called six.
0:17.4	I went for it. I'm out of my debt. That's not commentary in cricket, though, is it?
0:22.7	Six!
0:23.8	And we're here with one of my favorite podcasts, the great cricketer.
0:27.4	Pez and Higgos.
0:29.1	It doesn't sound right in British accent, does it?
0:30.8	You really wrapped your mouth around there.
0:32.3	It doesn't, yeah.
0:33.9	Ian and Sam, Ian and Sam,
0:35.2	Ian and Sam, much more comfortable, say, Ian and Sam.
0:36.8	Peas Higgos. Pez, Higgos. Peas Higgos and Horatios. It doesn't quite work out. Bless you for sticking to the dress code. There's an element of an Australian in suit that is kind of imminent court appearance. That's good. Domestic violence. Convicts and criminals. I'm doing door-to-door computer sales on the back of a cocaine bender. In the 80s. In the 80s, yeah. And I feel incredible. It's like a compact prosa. It's the trainer socks that really get me. Go on, show the fans the... Just a bit of ankle that that costs money that's the new that's that's
1:12.8	that's the new world right there you're in you're in court hurting your wife i'm guilty and i do it again
1:16.4	ten guys just completed themselves over that ankle shot from he goes believe me yeah we have a deeply
1:22.3	conservative fan base uh who that will start we're here to talk about the origins and the history
1:26.7	of the ashes um one for the girls one for here to talk about the origins and the history of the ashes.
1:29.0	One for the girls.
1:29.6	One for the girls.
1:31.9	One for the mums.
1:35.0	You said we wanted less war,
1:36.2	so we're going to give you... This is the only other type of war we know.
1:39.2	I mean, the ashes, for me,
1:40.8	it's like the only thing that matters.
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