Hello and welcome to another episode of Trash Taste. I'm Wake the F-up, Corner. I'm your host for today. Go on, join me once again. Are the boys... Can you not swear three seconds into the episode? Did I do that? You did just do that. God, we've done this for how long? You should know by now. It doesn't matter. We're not allowed to swear in the first. YouTube says that it doesn't matter anymore, you know. Really? I thought they released a statement that says, uh, you can swear in the first 10 seconds of your videos now. Oh, yeah. All right. Finally, that's what we're talking about. Profanity is allowed because they realize that everyone was just like, all right. Everyone swears. Everyone was like, okay, guys, for the first 10 seconds, we're gonna use baby language. Yeah. And then 10 seconds fast and- All right, now the kids are asleep. Okay. The kids have clicked off, they're swiped off. They swiped off, you know. God, that's so sad. I think I've gotten dumber.

Hmm?

I think I've gotten dumber.

Well, yeah.

What is your dumbness?

What's your dumbness indicator?

So, I don't know why, but lately when I'm eating, I keep always accidentally biting my tongue. I feel like I'm dumber now. This never had a, this was never an issue. Does biting your tongue equate to dumbness or just like? Why do I, why am I, I've been doing it all of a sudden lately? It's just, it's just clumsiness, isn't it? That's not dumbness. Have you just been eating some banger meals? Is that it? No, no. You just can't control your tongue. And then I like, when I bite it, I'm like, I do like the fucking Looney Tunes. Oh. No, the worst one for me is when you bite your cheeks. Yeah. I do that way too often. Yeah. I feel you. I don't know. I feel like the evolution just designed a lot of

shitty things about the human body. Yeah, it's like when there's like a stair that is like one

millimeter too big, you like trip on it because you're, you know, it's like, I'm like that with my

mouth. I've been biting it. Yeah. Your balls just like go up into your body for a split

second. Just, I hate that feeling. Oh, I hate so many feelings. Well, who, which dick here decided it was a good idea to make your breathing hole the same as your eating hole. So that's, you know. You know we have noses, right? It's the same pipe though. Oh, that's true, yeah. The fact that you can just choke as you're eating and people have died from it and it's a, do you know how to do the Heimlich maneuver? Yeah.

I know it in theory. I've never done it in practice. Yeah, I'm saying I know how to do it as someone who's never had to do it. Yeah. It's like, it's like saying like, I know how to do CPR.

I've ever done it.

Under the rip cage.

Okay, but did you ever...

Under the stonom?

Dude, do you only know that because...

Oh fuck, I was trying to get the stomach.

I was like...

I think it's like... You're like, I'm never done it. Under the rib cage. Okay, but did you ever... Under the sternum? Do you already know that because...

Oh fuck, I was trying to get the stomach.

I was like...

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