We're evicting Jeff Bezos from Earth.
Cadillac Jack - My Second Act
Hans Appen
2.4 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 22 July 2021
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Three women walked into a bus, and it wasn't a setup for a joke. Oh the things people can do to scorn a common enemy. Find out more on this week's My Second Act Podcast.
165,000 people wanted Jeff Bezos to stay in space, and that number may be too low. Preston makes his debut on the show to talk about how bad the new Space Jam movie was and offers suggestions for what to see instead. And in this week's episode, Caddy and Donna dig into the challenges surrounding addiction. Caddy's been there and he wants you to know that you are not alone. If you'd like to reach him directly, text 7704646024.
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| 0:00.0 | There are three women that discovered they were dating the same man. |
| 0:04.4 | They all three dumped them and went on a three-month vacation on a school bus. |
| 0:10.2 | The story coming up during this episode of my second album. |
| 0:20.5 | My name is Cadillac Jack. |
| 0:22.1 | I joined Atlanta Radio when I was 19 years old, put in a loyal, loyal, loyal, very loyal, 26 years. |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to my second act. |
| 0:31.4 | I like that, I like the emphasis on the loyal. |
| 0:33.2 | You are very loyal. |
| 0:33.8 | Thank you, Don. |
| 0:34.4 | My name is Don. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm Caddy's wife. |
| 0:36.1 | I've got to get control of the pantry. |
| 1:11.2 | Okay. Because you're, you are creating loyal. Thank you, Don. My name is Don. I'm Caddy's wife. I've got to get control of the pantry. Okay. Because you're, you are creating problems. You eat all hours of the night because of this new sleep medicine. And then you do not put things back to the natural state. So like all the kids are complaining because the Pringles. Are they? Yeah. The kids have roof over their head. Okay. But they have a pantry. The Pringles are, I do their laundry. The Pringles are soggy because you refuse to put the little plastic thing back on the Pringles. Because it's clear, it can be easily lost like in your bed covers, your duvet and your sheets and all of your pillows. when you're there you're there watching the Tamron Hall show. Problem two. At three o'clock in the afternoon. Stop eating in the bed. All right. Okay. And then this obsession you have with mini donuts. Oh, tasty cakes. Powder donuts. Chocolate donuts. I prefer the chocolate. Make a note of that if you don't mind. Oh, okay. For your next trip. Okay. Noted. Why you just don't like that powdered sugar all over you? |
| 1:31.3 | No. I prefer the chocolate. I prefer the chocolate. Make a note of that if you don't mind. Oh, okay. For your next trip. |
| 1:28.3 | Okay. Noted. Why you just don't like that powdered sugar all over you? No, I just prefer the glaze of the chocolate icing. And I grab them four at a time, like a claw at the arcade that goes down, like to grab a stuffed Pac-Man or something, you know, and then comes back up and just pop them in there Pop them in there and eat them like a like a... |
| 1:45.2 | Pez. |
| 1:46.2 | That, yes. |
| 1:47.9 | Mm-hmm. or something, you know, and then comes back up and just pop them in there and eat them like a, like a. Pez. That, yes. Well, that's causing problems because, well, but they're like, who ate all that? Daddy did. Live with it. Deal with it. As soon as we get something in, it is gone that day, like a bear. There's been a concern that I haven't been rolling the top of the bag back down. That's correct. Here's why I don't. Because I'm going to eat them so quick that they're not going to go stale. So it doesn't matter. Just leave the bag open. There's no, why waste my time and effort and energy on rolling the bag back down and using the little clipper. Clippers. The clippers. The clippers. the, the, the down and using the, the little clippers, |
| 2:34.7 | the clippers, the clasps, yes, I don't bottle of all that. They keep them from getting stale. Four to time, four tasty cake donuts at a time right here. Pop, pop, pop, pop. The other thing is, if you're the grocery buyer, it drives you crazy when people can't throw away empty boxes because you're like, okay, we have cheeses. |
| 2:36.1 | And then I hear from Charlotte, |
| 2:37.1 | we don't have any cheeses. |
| 2:34.8 | And I'm like, okay, we have cheez-its. |
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