We’re Delusional #134

IDIOT with Laura Clery

Laura Clery & Studio71

Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 963 Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

What social situation makes you want to hide in a corner and cry? I’m back with ChrisBStation and he has so many reasons to find the nearest corner. We’ll cover everything from his social anxiety to how extremely delusional, yet different we really are. Plus I’ll take you on the wild journey that started with me being eaten alive by mosquitoes and ended with me spending hours in the ER. From the stress of being a human, to the paranoia of healthcare, this episode is a rollercoaster of empathy and lots of embarrassment. Finding Laura Clery: Website: thelauraclerypodcast.com Read/Listen: Idiot & Idiots Checkout our new Kids Show: Pammy's World TikTok & Youtube & Facebook: @Laura Clery Instagram: @lauraclery Episode Breakdown: -00:25 Are pigs smarter than us? -1:50 Welcome to the podcast, I’m here with ChrisBStation -2:20 Que anxiety attack -3:00 Animals can have fat asses too -4:23 Our biggest fears -7:00 Where our social anxiety comes from -9:30 How to: shake hands -11:11 Men are the worst… -12:00 Oscar winning vagina- No Hard Feelings featuring Jennifer Lawrence -13:30 “Work, work, work, work, work” -Rihanna -14:45 Story time: My trip to the ER -24:24 Sex is dangerous -32:30 homophobic doctors vs homeopathic doctors -39:00 Diet changes -42:28 Follow @ChrisBStation everywhere -42:30 Make sure to comment and subscribe to keep me going Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:14.0	What is this? I don't know. I like your nails. You do? Yeah. They all came off. I had pigs on most of them. You had what? You had what? We love pigs.
0:16.0	I do love pigs actually.
0:18.0	They're smart.
0:19.0	They're smart.
0:20.0	My dad might just talked about this because my dad was like, well, one of the reasons that we eat pigs is because they're dumb, and I was like, that's completely factually wrong.
0:28.0	Yeah. I think they're smarter than like second graders or something like that.
0:32.0	Yeah, they're smarter than me.
0:34.0	I mean, they're smarter than me, and that's not difficult to do.
0:38.0	They're smarter than us, Chris.
0:41.0	But literally, they're smarter than dogs.
0:43.4	Are they really?
0:44.8	Yeah.
0:45.8	And they're so cute.
0:46.8	They're cute and sweet.
0:47.8	When they're excited and they're little sweet.
0:49.8	They're all cute.
0:50.8	And they're little tails and their little tails. I want a pig and my boyfriend won't he doesn't want me to have a pig.
0:57.0	He obviously doesn't want me to be happy.
1:00.0	Get a pig.
1:02.0	Get rid of my boyfriend.
1:04.0	You got a pick, it's pig or boyfriend.
1:07.0	Let's tell me what do you get a pig?
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