We're Definitely Getting Banned!
Togethermess
Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
This week on TogetherMess, Jeff tests out his Pipes and Jordan tries her hand at a "Complete The Lyrics" challenge as we look forward to celebrating Christmas! We hope everyone is safe and jolly this holiday season!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, me, a group. I'm on the, he's like, women just take their clothes off when they hear that. And he's wearing like the suit in the video and he's probably an old Mercedes and wearing the hat and like looking at all the dough. That's a, that's a jam. I said, looking dough. Hey guys, you know what? |
| 0:25.7 | I'm tired. |
| 0:26.7 | We have been going nonstop, Jeff, more than me. And I told him today, I was like, I am done. My social battery is, I feel like shot. I feel exhausted. And we're not even in the thick of it yet. I know. Okay, so our kids are done with school tomorrow. |
| 0:46.4 | So tomorrow is the seventh, no, the 18th. |
| 0:50.0 | And they have their class parties and everything. |
| 0:54.0 | And latent is so excited because I'm volunteering. |
| 0:57.9 | You would be proud of me. |
| 0:58.9 | I'm actually volunteering with the school for like one of the parties. |
| 1:02.6 | And I had to make sure all my wrapping, everything was done before school got let out because I don't have anybody to watch the kids. It's not like they can go to the grandparents house so I could sit and wrap. So as presents have been coming in, I've been wrapping everything. I got it organized. I'm on top of it, everything. I mean, I'm ready to go. I'm just tired. |
| 1:25.0 | It's just the build up before it cools out. |
| 1:27.5 | It's like, did I get, did I miss any teachers? Like giving them their gift cards. Did I miss any gifts? His dad's coming to stay with us. I'm like, did I get enough gifts for that? Did, you know, you're just like little things. Jeff handles the food side. I don't cook, I don't make anything. |
| 1:43.5 | So Jeff handles that. |
| 1:44.8 | We have our like our parts that we do here in this house. |
| 1:48.1 | We have our jobs that we do here in this house. |
| 1:48.1 | We have our jobs. |
| 1:49.4 | My job is done. |
| 1:50.9 | And I feel like, oh, I've seen memes on Instagram |
| 1:54.7 | about how moms make Christmas the magic |
| 1:58.1 | because you're buying the gifts, |
| 1:59.6 | you're getting everything done. |
| 2:00.8 | If you miss something, that's on you as a mom. |
| 2:04.7 | So I always remember my mom making Christmas magical. Well, when you're a kid, you don't see behind the scenes, you know what I mean? Yeah. In anything. So you're just kind of like, why don't I have this? It's like, bitch, we're trying. The dad's just roll out a bed and show up and they're like, what? You got that for Christmas? That's awesome. |
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