Hello, Homo sapiens listeners. Here I am. I come to you from a bench in my garden.

If you can hear the bird singing, that's because it's bloody summer.

And this is coming to you on the Homo sapiens feed. It's been over a year.

I did a little video on Instagram, but for those of you who aren't on, you know, social media and have their mental health intact, this is the announcement. We are coming back, people. September. I'm sorry it's a bit longer than I said. I, you know, it was a technicality. I did say I'd be back in the autumn. I just meant next autumn.

I had another baby.

I was telling everyone this on the Instagram video.

I had another baby.

I've been knee-deep in nappies.

I haven't read a single thing.

I think Sabrina Carpenter happened.

That's all I know.

I haven't looked at a magazine.

I haven't watched a film.

I've made a film.

I've made a TV show.

Which is very exciting.

But more on that later.

And I'm really excited to be chatting to you again.

You know, it's Pride Month.

It's really interesting.

Everyone's sharing this thing on social media.

Like, can we go from this Pride Month, can we not say hooray for the gays, or can we change the message to trans people are in danger?

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