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Fear&

Hasan Piker & Will Neff

Video Games, Leisure, Education, Comedy

4.6 • 578 Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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✨EXTRA BONUS EPISODES ON PATREON✨ Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/FearAnd 🎧 AUDIO PLATFORMS 🎧 🔊https://linktr.ee/fearand ❤️ follow Fear&! ❤️ Hasan: https://twitter.com/Hasanthehun Will: https://twitter.com/TheWillNeff QT: https://twitter.com/QTCinderella Austin: https://twitter.com/Austinontwitter Marche: https://twitter.com/Marche Fear&: https://twitter.com/FearAndPod Chapters - 00:00:00 - QT IS IN THIS ONE WE SWEAR 00:00:40 - this isn't the patreon 00:01:33 - austin doesn't have any friends 00:04:40 - you won't believe what he did chat 00:08:24 - fighting for gay rights 00:12:28 - he wishes he can enjoy one 00:15:00 - timothy is a white stud 00:16:00 - thats an interesting theory speak on that 00:18:10 - the art of the deal 00:19:56 - seatgeek 00:21:03 - intro 2 00:24:05 - raccoon stocks are going through the roof 00:28:13 - save him maya please! 00:30:06 - austin's mom has a big secret 00:34:10 - powerline popcorn bucket 00:35:54 - who can pass as mormon 00:39:12 - qt is the cool aunt 00:44:47 - shopify 00:46:22 - qt needs to have children 00:49:20 - labubu chatter 00:53:33 - tyson stole from qt?!?! 00:59:11 - the gang has children 01:03:00 - qt cinderella has been happier than ever 01:06:20 - mr beast is actually kind of nice #hasanabi #qtcinderella #podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	They thought we were just shi-sty people because I was called behind the agent.
0:03.8	No, Austin, no.
0:04.4	They correctly knew that you were a shi-ty person.
0:10.0	No, they got me.
0:10.6	They got me.
0:11.1	They got me. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Patreon episode where we are actually doing a little
0:30.7	what they call in the biz movie magic, right?
0:34.0	That's right. We're recording before the episode. And I'm AI. That's right. I'm not actually here. Will's fake. That's right. That's right. We superimposed him in. He's actually live right now on Twitch. That's right. Anyway, we're recording a brief period of the Patreon where we wait for cutie Cinderella to arrive. Somebody. By the way, had to go watch the fucking doyers. Can I say something? This bitch. Oh, this bitch. Right here. You mean the one sitting right here? How long have I been trying to get you miserable, joyless fuck? I said I was down. I said up, you know I said I was down last. Hold on. Let me correct you.
1:11.0	I'm not a miserable,
1:11.9	joyless fuck.
1:12.6	I just live in a different part of the country.
1:15.0	I just live a miserable joyless life.
1:18.2	Yeah.
1:18.9	I live in a miserable joyless place.
1:21.3	I'm a miserable joyless fuck in Portland.
1:24.1	That's very different than...
1:25.6	A beautiful city.
1:26.8	Yeah.
1:27.1	I'm starting to realize, you know, I started to realize something about Portland.
1:31.4	I don't have any friends.
1:33.7	I started like, I just don't have any friends, dude.
1:38.7	I pulled out of my driveway the other day, and I looked around.
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