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David, I'm on semi-vacation in Maine, honey. How could I be in a bad mood? I mean, aren't you fully in the Christmas spirit? I'm so in the Christmas spirit. I'm rocking out to Christmas music. I just, I love it. I love this time of year. Do you want to know what it is? I was in the Christmas spirit. Like, I like to get

things done early, as you know. So I was in the Christmas fair the day after Thanksgiving,

handed out the doorman cards, filled them out, gave the building tips. Now I truly feel

because I started the day after Thanksgiving, I feel like this month, December, has been four

years. How is it still December? Like I planned everything up to

New Year's and I just feel like it's been going on forever. It is a great time of the year.

I just feel like I'm a little stressed out still about a lot of things that have to be done,

even though I did a lot. And I just, I don't know. I just want to go to sleep in January. Honestly. Yeah. I am, well, I know there is always, there is a lot to do. I will say, I will say, yeah, there is. I'm just ignoring it. And I'm just like drinking wine every night. I'm just like bringing, taking in the holiday spirit. I love it. Anyway, it's really good. But wait, I need to hear really

quick before we get it. We have a million topics to get to. But was Madonna worth it? Like,

I've heard so many mixed things. So was it amazing? I know you're diehard. Well, first of all,

there was a three-night residency in Brooklyn. I attended two of the nights. Oh, my. And I'm going with friends to Kia. I'm going to be in,

you know, I'm doing my winter residency in L.A. with you. And I'm going to Madonna in L.A. too.

So, honey, the Madonna tour for David behind the Velvet Rope is just starting. We have about 10 more

visits here. Did she show up on time? Well, listen, you know it's

going to be a late start. So I mean, the first night was at the first night, believe it or not,

the night I didn't go, she went on at 10.50 and the other two nights at 1015. So when you know

it's a 1015 start, you just show up a little late, girl. But let me tell you, Daddy over here is not a young woman. I had to like yesterday because I went Saturday night. I literally was in bed. It ends at like 1 a.m. So you go to bed at like 2.30 in the morning. I was in bed all day yesterday.

In her fucking dreams.

Are you kidding me?

No.

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