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All Things Internet's podcast

WE'RE BACK!

All Things Internet's podcast

Rachel Ballinger

Comedy

4.86.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to a brand new season! Where we are focusing on facts, figures, and fundamental rights! We start the episode by talking about the things we missed while we were gone, such as Andrew Tate's arrest, and obviously new Britney Spears conspiracies. Plus we add a few things you all asked for. Thank you to our sponsor this week, Better Help. http//www.betterhelp.com/allthingsinternet Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, I gotta take my hair down. Welcome to All Things Internet. No, it's a new season. Well, here we go. Five, six, seven, eight. Welcome to All Things Internet, the show where we talk about things we see on the Internet that usually have to do with the Internet, and Emily tries her darnness to fact check and research whatever she thinks I'd find relevant. I'm Ridge Ballinger. I'm Emily Brostaff.

0:21.1

And welcome to season four of all things internet. Woo. We did it. You looked nice. I haven't seen you, since you put your makeup on. Oh, thank you. You're welcome. I put some ink on my eyelashes. What do you call it? Goop. Mascar. Yeah, but like if you don't want to say that, like what would you say?

0:36.9

Like I put some paint.

0:38.2

Oh, I like that.

0:39.1

I'm going to stick with goop.

0:40.8

Goop.

0:41.1

No. mascara. Yeah, but like if you don't want to say that, like what would you say? Like I put some paint.

0:37.9

Paint. Ooh, I like that. I'm going to stick with goop. Goop. No, you told me you don't like the word goop. Yeah, true. And ointment. You don't like ointment. You don't like any of that stuff. Yeah, true. Welcome to season four, where we've made no changes except make this like 10 minutes longer. That was our biggest request.

0:56.4

Because you guys, you're not sick of us. where we've made no changes except make this like 10 minutes longer. That was our biggest request.

0:56.4

Because you guys, you're not sick of us yet. I know. We asked you guys like what you were interested in,

1:01.6

what you wanted us to do differently, all that good stuff. Would you like to hear the top suggestions?

1:06.2

Yes. Was it me being naked? Oh my God. How did you know? That's number one. Just figured because it was me a bunch.

1:10.9

Give the people what they want.

1:13.2

Okay.

1:13.7

So number one request was longer episodes. We've known this. I post so much on the internet. Is it that you want more Emily? I think they just want more information. because honestly when I'm driving and I'm listening to a podcast I do look for a long podcast

1:27.2

because I don't want to have to find a new one and new subject.

1:30.0

It's like no.

1:30.4

That makes sense.

1:30.9

You know? Oh, this season, we're also posting Friday mornings early, early. Like 3 a.m. R time, 6 a.m. East Coast time so that you can listen to us while you get ready to start your weekend. Yeah. And that way, when you go to like parties on Saturday, you're like, hey, did you hear this really cool piece of news? You can be like, I read this article that said when really it was us being stupid. Fact checking 30%. Yes. 30. Well, you give yourself a little more credit. I do like 90%. Yeah. Sometimes I get a little lazy at the end, but... Because I'm like,

2:01.5

hey, you know what you have to record today? And you're like, oh, oh, great. Let me just... This is what I think.

2:08.2

These are my assumptions on the subject. So you can be like Fun Day Friday, girl that walks into the office.

2:14.2

Fundy Friday. With facts figures and... Feet. No. No. Okay. Fundy Friday. With facts, figures and feet.

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