Fine. I'll fucking throw the glasses on.

Throw them on. Ben, are we going here? Are we cooking?

Oh, we're we slicing and dicing, wheeling and dealing?

It's good to see you, buddy. You look good. You look, uh, you look like you've been wearing your eye cream to bed. Why are you acting like this is the first time we've seen each other? You've been to the house for 45 minutes. Well, fuck you, dude. Usually we like to, The suspension disbelief is what we need.

Fuck you, dude.

Usually that's what we do.

I don't like it when you're deceiving the audience.

I'm not deceiving anyone.

I didn't tell you. Usually we like to, the suspension disbelief is what we need. Fuck you, dude. Usually that's what we do.

I don't like it when you're deceiving the audience.

I'm not deceiving anyone.

I didn't tell you that.

I didn't tell you that.

Did I tell you that you look good and you look like you've been using your eye cream? You didn't say that earlier. You're pretending that we just apparated onto the couch, though, and they're like, oh, hi, Leo, what's up, man?

I haven't seen you in three months.

Well, fuck you, dude.

You know, you haven't seen me in a while, and you didn't even tell me you were, like, you didn't tell me the Leo and Danny show was canceled for the fucking December.

You didn't tell me anything. You didn't give me a call about what we were going to do for the new year. I feel left out.

I feel like you were being fucking,

and like you went into your cave

and you fucking didn't want to talk to anybody.

I did.

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